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    If you lookin for hotties BL is the place
    We be bumpin the nudies while we're bumpin the bass
    Throw me the cracker, we got nangs by the case
    Better watch out 'fore you get plur on your face.

    Lefty likes his ladies of that hot asian persuasion
    DD got his BL girl on a permanent vacation
    JJ gets those east coast hoes without no hesitation
    And Finder rocks the midwest bitches without no complication

    We be whorin it up in the lounge night and day
    We ladies so hot you'll be wantin to stay
    'til your postcount's 10000 and your hair's goin gray
    Shit, we rocked Wigga and he's fuckin gay

    So holla bitches, kitty be rockin this joint.





    And I should also put in a word for my favorite nerdcore song EVAR:

    Obey the Moderator by Optimus Rhyme

    I agree to accept the following terms and regulations put forth by the administrators of the community and blah blah blah. I accept.

    Hey, listen up newbie
    We gotta get a few things straight
    Who these people are, that can wait
    This my board, my world, my space
    I wrote every rule you gotta read Ďem ok
    Cool, I guess thatís it, man weíre straight
    And if you need something Iíll be up kinda late Like two
    See thatís when it gets bad
    People start flaming and everybodyís mad
    Thatís when I gotta bust out the ban
    Trust me man, some of these people just canít stand one another
    So I gotta cover up a scandal
    Nah dude I canít let you know my AIM handle

    Drop it, I grab your IP and block it
    If you canít stay on topic, you got it
    If I wanna lock it thereís no way you can stop me
    Confident and cocky, the cubicle jockey

    Obey the moderator, create a state of calm
    Scan sentences and announce whoís wrong
    You are the troller, one week ban
    I know your other screen name man
    Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs
    Hook Ďem up with handles and float all the threads
    You are the liar, permanent ban
    Iíll nullify your password man

    My sigís kinda big but itís tasteful
    Might blink a bit, 80k, thereís no way that I be wasteful
    People get hateful but hey, it ainít new to me
    It can get crazy in this community
    Dude you gotta unlock your caps
    Never argue, I better walk you straight through the facts
    Even then they never relax, itís all grudges
    from six months back, still nobody budges

    The worst - hackers, scum of the earth
    Attack us and laugh as we back up with work
    But whatever, Iíve got an upgrade up my sleeve
    Trade off sleep for new security
    Thatís part of the job I donít mind it
    And if you break a rule better believe that Iíll be the one to find it
    Iím tracking down every last duplicate account
    Iím on my way to admin, thereís never been a doubt

    I see that you are new to the community
    And soon to be In trouble until proven
    So you really should be listening

    Obey the moderator, create a state of calm
    Scan sentences and announce whoís wrong
    You are the troller, one week ban
    I know your other screen name man
    Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs
    Hook Ďem up with handles and float all the threads
    You are the liar, permanent ban
    Iíll nullify your password man

    edit: apparently i can't type...
    Last edited by kittyinthedark; 03-10-2006 at 10:39.
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    lol good work kitd
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    When it comes to chavvin' out my boy Brownz got ya beat
    That nigga even has Burberry print tattooed on his feet
    He likes to get fucked and hop on the internet
    Thenhe's ;liek//internetstga;mhb://pealsehelpin!ternstasrwte!
    No need for 10 new threads a day, mate. Lay off the piss!
    For a guy who hates the Lounge no way he'll let us forget he exists.

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    Oh man kitty, that song was hilarious!

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    Just look at all the Lounge ho's and it's easy to see,
    There ain't no need to pay for 'net porn when you get it for free.
    It's not like I don't love to peep a sizzlin' rack,
    But I'm all out of tissues, wait a minute, I'll be black.
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    Quote Originally Posted by junglejuice
    When it comes to chavvin' out my boy Brownz got ya beat
    That nigga even has Burberry print tattooed on his feet
    He likes to get fucked and hop on the internet
    Thenhe's ;liek//internetstga;mhb://pealsehelpin!ternstasrwte!
    No need for 10 new threads a day, mate. Lay off the piss!
    For a guy who hates the Lounge no way he'll let us forget he exists.

    You just made me come my pants. I like you JJ. Marry me maybe?
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    #32
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    kitd: Mad props! You've got more skills than the rest of these chumps.
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    Carlos is what us real gangstas classify as a "Hater"

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    #34
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    I don't hate - I just tell it like it is, nukka!

    And you KNOW DIS'!!
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    #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by junglejuice
    Oh man kitty, that song was hilarious!



    awesome x10!

    I was gonna try to come up with something, but after that everyone here is just going to get boo'd off stage!
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    #37
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    Wait, wait, wait.. The first part was her. The "Obey the Moderator" song is a real song, and Optimus Rhyme is a real quartet.

    http://rhymetorrents.com/disc2/Optim...0Moderator.mp3

    I was giving her props on that first part, cuz it was def hot.
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    #38
    I know she only did the first part; that's what I was referring to. The part about McWigga is the best!
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    Ok, cool. Just checkin'. I thought JJ was talking about the song. Like I said, her rhymes were def. hot!
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    No dude, I can read

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    Well, at least they're teaching you something over there in school..
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    I got a hand on my dick and a tick on my lip
    Like a palindrome I'm the the same when I flip
    here's a tip
    Reassess your situation and check your distance
    Cuz like the little engine I got mad persistance


    hey bub a ree bub
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    *cough*boooo*cough*
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    you should get that cough checked out, sounds there's a bit of jealously in your throat.

    jealous of my MAD FLOW.
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    You need to call a plumber.

    Your flow is jammed.

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    #46
    junglejuice would know.

    he jammed my Aunt Flow just the other night!
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    Quote Originally Posted by vibr8tor
    junglejuice would know.

    he jammed my Aunt Flow just the other night!
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    Do you even realize how gross what you're implying is?
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