Yo, they're teaching you the WRONG shit over there in Spain, bro...
Yo, they're teaching you the WRONG shit over there in Spain, bro...
I was eatin' a raspberry jam sammitch..
Ok, but I was wondering about the peanut butter on your forehead...
Originally Posted by Brownz
^ Respect *typical clicking index finger onto middle finger motion repeatadly*
I better watch my step in here, cause there's ants everywhere
and its becoming clear that I need to start stomping
part swamp thing and the other half is just mixed up
so I puked on your couch like a freshman on his sixth cup
big nuts get stuck on breakzhabit's pimp slapped cheek
then JJ died from laughing, saying, "man, that guy's a freak!"
so don't speak bruceleet, I think you better reconsider
when 10 red dots light up your spot and this crazy man is on the trigger
skin thicker than a rhino's ass
you can't smash my house, even though its made of glass
hopefully i didn't leave to many people out
Last edited by Mehm; 29-09-2006 at 07:51.
Originally Posted by BruceLeet
hahaha!!! thats me! lol.
haha innitOriginally Posted by junglejuice
Allright....yea thats right....give me a beat
I'm not like one of these battle rappers
I come original like 311 with a smash hit
So sit back, light a blunt and listen to this shit
Thats right I sport blue yellow because I'm a bannana slug
From UCSC where we keep it real and I don't need to front like a thug
Thats why you will never see me sporting lugz
I will rock the es because thats how I dress
We party so hard you don't even know
While your at class I'm copping on mountains of blow
So much white its like motha fucking christmas
I'm telling you, you don't want to miss this.
We might not have a football team but we blow that green
So much smoke its like a sideshow
We get stoney like we got looked at by Medusa
While I'm tearing up your bitches poosa
Aight nigga, pass me dat mic, we gon' do dis... what what.... yeah... Alabaster Jones in the hizzouse!
I woke up in jail at about three o'clock
What the fuck nigga? Where are my socks?!?!
My asshole is loose like a rubberband
Jesus Christ, I hope dat nigga washed his hand.
I get so much pussy
That it ain't even funny
Last night I ate some bad turkey
Now mah shit is runny!
Fuck ya'll motherfuckers,
Say we're not supposed to talk about shit
When you got a cock like a donkey
You can't really help it.
I like to slide my meat between the sweet love sheets
Rapping with no beat
Is like having sex with your feet
It sucks and it confuses Grandma.
there goes Benefit again talkin about his grandma
that's last week's news
I done fucked her till she couldn't stand uhh
I'm the one at the party stealing all the booze
walking out with your frat's keg
dude if you snooze you lose
that BruceLeet dude he seems like a noobie with fire
but to be real if owned an escort service
him or his momma I wouldn't hire
and JJ's ginger self must be off in Spain
bro saying you're the lounge mod won't get you ass
not even a ho from Santa Cruz would get on your shit
this is saying if you had a blunt the size of my dick to pass
now back to Benefit I've done seen him in real life
and truth be told he looks like the dude on the far far right:
I ain't got no mutha fuckin friends!
Thats why I fucked your bitch you DeVry loving mothafucka
Lounge Mod Killers
This one goes out to Bryan
Ha ha, that's right!
First off, I fucked your bitch and I jacked your hat
West side when we ride nobody likes you in chat.
You claim to be a playa but I fucked your i-girl
I bust on Lounge Mods then I fucked a squirrel.
jj tryin' to see me always saying "play nice"
If your freckled ass was dying I would hope you get lice.
We keep on coming, makin fun of all the Jews
To whiney ass michael, fuck you and your Torah-loving crew!
Steady flaming keep on maiming these moderatin' fools
Finder is a bitch and a motherfuckin tool.
Little lovely Lori fuckin around with DeVry bitches
I been working on a move that'll make your pussy need stitches.
So fuck these fucking roasts and fuck your chat too
If you wanted a big dick, I got dat foo'!
Don't let these fucking dorks own the board
Lounge Mod Killers got some strawberry jam stored
In the cellar.
We got Rubix Cubes too!
So this is how we gon' do this, fuck DD, fuck jj, fuck Finder, and if you wanna be down with these motherfucking fleshlight fucking faggots than fuck you too, we the motherfucking law!
I bust nuts in hoes eyes, and poop in hoes mouths
and all you guys shoot up pills on your mother's couch
If i could rap,
i'd rap you a song
but since i cant rap
im fuckin' stealin' yo' bong.
yo you don't just have to steal a bong
if you're interested in something long hard and shaped like a dong
to put your lips around and your grips around
baby holla at me before I'm too drunk and gone
baby, i holla'd last night
but you coma'd on sight
ma cunt was drippin'
but you kept on missin'
so i went to jungle juice
who pulled out his dirty moose
who fucked me long hard and gone.
ok. ima havva go...
here`s a big shout out to beyonce !
hey babe how ya doin today ?
i just gotta say
you got the butt to slay
every man in town
im goin down, right on ya brown
break that smile out from my frown
the kind that goes all the way from uptown to down town...
the de luz what a fucking putz
ain't even good enough to blow my nutz
couldn't even keep up with my strutz
that's right I'm the best thing since beer
No I won't fuck your momz
I can't help it your dad is queer.
I suck at this.
^^ *pat pat* its alright, we all kinda really really badly suck.
oops, sorry for being harsh if i was harsh because i dont have any clue.
gangsturrrrrrrrrrrrr peace out.
i may not be able to rap bro, but ima gangsturr at hart.
Not exacttly a rap, but here goes:
As the compound consumed starts to absorb,
Artifitial feelings and purified thought.
The distilation of ones own mind breeds,
New paths of thought planted like seeds.
You question no futher you reason for being,
Simply accepting you existance,
Not caring for what it might mean.
A sense of understanding that slowly fades through the night,
The next moring will bring either peace or confusing fright.
There is no hidden reason or deep meaning,
Just a mind trip with an incredible feeling.
MDMA, False feeling and brain decay?
Fark it I'll party anyway...
What the fuck is that?
There's an entire forum for crappy poetry pal!
l2r throws in with rhymes like tyres that can tread
not reading past the first sorry page of this pussy arsed thread
busting lyrics like the sum of nut that i've given to your mothers
dropping jaws breaking laws ripping panties like no others
like many other rappers all i do it talk about myself
with the occasional violence and cursing word that's dangerous to your health
even paraplegics with barbed wire up their arse can pull off this stunt
but i make it sound so good i'm like a predator on the hunt
enough of this shit, i don't like public masturbating
i'm sure y'all reading this must be finding me irritating
Well, here goes...
I started stalkin' since the dawn of time
I hadn't seen anything quite sublime
but after seeing the shit on this shelf
I started ta consida shootin' myself
But then i saw the answa all along
about tellin' allz yallz how yallz be wrong
droppin' name bombs involving jizz
don't reallay take no rhymin' whiz
What the hell, Phonic? That ain't sonic
That's skillz out of here, but in da lounge itz moronic
Rusty Cage don't sound so shurr
I think we need oxy-clean up in hurr
de_luz, de_luz, de_what_the_fuck?
I haulin' yo e-ass onta a truck!
AxL BLaZe rhymes in a haze
his beats flow like may-o-naize
Knowin' my limitz befo' I repeat
The is N to the Ew, supplying the heat!
Is this better?Originally Posted by Benefit
My rhymes are like an addiction to amphetamines,
I make you fiend for more, without them you start hallucinating and seeing fucked-up dreams.
I don't pretend to be a gansta in what I preach.
My sole aim is to educate not just to teach.
Like a lyrical master with a grasp of the word,
I can switch styles and even talk gansta, ya huuurd?
Don't exceed your limits in what you can spit,
For BL holds many ego assasins like Benfit that will gladly take the hit.
Flow must words that come out on time,
Like my previous shitty poem, it's all gotta rhyme.
Thatís enough lessons for one day to be learned,
Careful who you battle with, for you might get burned.
This fool here?
He must be queer.
He ain't seen pussy in 20 years
And the last time he had?
It was his Dad's!