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    #76
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    What the fuck is that?

    There's an entire forum for crappy poetry pal!

    What about Benefit?
    He shows his girlfreind what a good man is
    He pulls out to give her a dirty sanchez
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    poo poop - poop i poo
    lay a couple of brown ones right in your shoe
    practicing the arts of my photochop kung fu
    if you post in the nudie thread then i'll photoshop you

    I poo four poops at one time
    and i dont wipe my bum when i'm finished with mine
    no more posting poems coz we aint got time
    every time i see kitd i excrete penis passion slime

    now i know that my rhymes are considered bad
    i post in the dark side when i'm feeling sad
    took too much lsd now i'm clinically mad
    i wonder how many cocks mzfluffy as had

    Booyakasah jungle is quite big, big ups to the lounge massive, boomting!
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    ^bigups!



    BOOooooomselekta!
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    fer real, I don't want to steal the mic, but I will
    mehm and kill ya, walk out with ms. fluff, and all of ya scrilla
    no big deal cause, the law already wants me
    I jacked your brother's pit bull and all your grandma's oxy
    honestly, I got to take off
    maybe back to the nudie thread, I'm fealin a little soft

    ..um..I don't usually rhyme like that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benefit
    There's an entire forum for crappy poetry pal!


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    #81
    turn me up in them headphones, man - I'm about to wreck these fake gangstas:

    Yo - you bluelighters get on the mic and forget one thing...



    yo yo, something's wrong with my headphones son!
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    supergreg has an equals sign shaved onto his face
    no one can fuck with that
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    #83
    PLURmonster's a sick fuck, and L2R ain't gangsta



    yo yo somebody get me a new mic. I'm tired of these fake rappers prancin around like they on top. You on the bottom! Wipe my Nikes off while you down there...

    yo yo turn them fuckin headphones up man...
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    Yo ballz...here's the mic

    *throws mic to ballz*

    And your nikes aren't dirty...they just ugly.
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    #85
    i'll wreck these hoes on a 3 dollar sound board
    2 dollar mic with a orange extension cord

    New talkin shit he's about to get his ass bored
    by a strap on and the tip is a sharp sword

    Bout to show these kids who's the real slum lord
    rappers act funny they my son like Pauly Shore

    Can't see me cuz my ice cause eye sores
    Realest rapper out old ladies say praise the lord
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    I got more flow, than J'Lo
    after she's overdosed and is commatose,
    with her legs in the air and cum in her hair,
    i'd share if i'd care
    but you aint got nothing, so just stare.

    yeah.

    I got no flo' yo.
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    Hey Ballz, how's my mic?
    Cuz your rhymes failed worse than the third reich
    And my ass can take more punishment than your pride
    I'll enjoy every second, while you cry on the side
    You ice ain't nothing b'sides plastic bits
    That blind me cuz they're pieces-o-shits
    But you right 'bout one thing I see
    All the other kids sound like pee
    I make the world quake and the ground shake
    I'd like to meet another poser to overtake!

    P.S.Your Nikes still ugly
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    #88
    x to the c compared himself to j lo
    they both grab my saber like my name was han solo

    me? white jeans, puffy shirt, hat by polo
    pimp harder than this, i think he's gone loco
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    #89
    I rock eye patches, gold teeth and big guns
    New sees me in the street and poop comes out his buns
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    Captainballs growin' loco
    i just saw cthullu and had eatin' a taco
    I didn't shit from seein' his "guns" flappin'
    I saw his ass and died from laughin'
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    It's like a fungus sometimes it makes me slumber when take it all down-under.

    He, hehe he heh.
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    #92
    Yo anybody that knows, knows: I'm the boss of this shit. Kids ain't got nothin on me, they can't do nothin with me. I flow from a place they can't understand. I'ma sleep on this, and you betta hope I wake up in a good mood cuz if not I'ma end you fake rappers.

    Talkin bout tacos and shit. N**** you work at taco bell!
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    Yeah-'bout that flowin' bit?
    I ain't understand sumptim' comin' from shit!
    All I see is fake from ballz
    An' I see fake at all yallz
    Yous' the boss of shit?
    Yous' A model T engine that won't quit!
    And yous' also be dreamin' 'bout me?
    Yous' gonna have nightmares, that's alls you see!
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    all y'all chillen taking space with your angsty teenage whinein'
    ya motivatin' me to break of some more o' my bad rhymin'
    captainballs rolls in throwin doubts at my hardknockership
    when his four line posts in this rapp battle are just a crock'o'shit
    benefit and tokey flirt again, i wonder when they'll fuck
    dat nigga new throws his best but his basics outta luck
    xcidium and sardonic busting funnies on the sheet
    the only mofo that can compete is my evil dogg bruceleet
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    New comes into the battle tryin ta act all hard
    but he's about ta limp out bleeding, tacked like a dart board
    attacked with a sharp sword, I slice and dice this sucker mc
    cook him into a meal and feed it to his family
    maniacally panicking, your softer than air
    feeble like an infant, you're barely fit to stop and stare
    at this rare occasion, mehm spits quick like an asian doing math
    so call it quits on this rhyming shit...or at least get out of my path
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    L2R, you must've been scarred
    By a nigga like me who rocked you hard
    You cover your hide while
    Your beats slide
    But you still act like a ho I barred
    Mehm's like a new meme
    For a minute he's Queen
    Then his ass get's forgotten
    While beat-up and shot, then
    Buried in a grave marked Sheen
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    mehm and new from their hinds bust bad rhymes
    but with this post i own them three times
    i spurt my words in your eyes, makes you shout
    "there' no doubt he'll win this rapp bout"
    just got a call, my brand new fridge is arrivin
    i shouldn't be wasting my time here just jivin
    but before i jet, let me tell you one thing
    if ya dream about crashin 'n my ring
    my funnies'll smash with a ZIIIING
    leavin ya broke burning ass with a sting
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    i am high
    yea...goodbye
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    alright, listen up and you'll learn a lesson or 2
    Right now, Im about to make a confession to you
    Yall don't know me and I don't know you too
    But one thing I know is that we're brothers, through and through
    Life's a fucked game I tell you, fair it ain't mind you
    In life, you live and learn, take whats given and make do

    I've fought and feared, shed and bled, yeah lifes been tough,
    been there, done that, rode that train and yeah that ride was rough
    Give me a chance and I'll do it again cuz I still ain't had enough
    Fuck hatred, fear, and all the other bullshit, love and life is what I'm all about
    Now, I look up with hope in my eyes, always, cus I believe without a doubt

    Grew up poor so I ain't a show-off, but I ain't afraid to show all
    that I strived and struggled, hit that wall, and now I'm standing tall
    I don't back down or get pushed around,and alway willing to play ball
    When you grow up fast, you either grow strong or down you fall
    Glad I made it to become who I am and here right now to spit to yall
    Last edited by Judas; 06-10-2006 at 10:54.
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    You stand tall, but I cut ya down,
    Multiple gunshots make the public brown,
    Their pants, so wrong, ain't a fashion tip,
    I saw ya buy Sketchers and ya momma flipped.
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