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    Ok rap battle time BWOYZ and HOEZ you better REKONIZE rap battle the poster above/below/anywhere!.. i've got no one to battle at the moment so i'm going to post something random! GO!




    Yo Yo Yo, my name is bruceleet and i'm about to kick it
    I lube up mzfluffys back hole coz thats the place to stick it

    I stay up all night posting while i chomp viagra pillz
    I cruise the nudie thread with my one hand browsing skillz

    I got hoes across the world with my vast bluelight connections
    From sassyxl to kitd i got the place to dump erections



    GoGoggoGGOGgo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BruceLeet
    From sassyxl to kitd i got the place to dump erections
    bwahahahahahahahahahah!!! dude, ur fucking hysterical
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    I'm the dj. You're the rapper.
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    YoYoYo! reprezent the names bruceleet!
    I spend most my time with my hands on my meat
    checking out the gallery of slushy muddy water
    she'd get it in the butt even if she was my daughter

    Give it up for my main negro junglejuice
    yeah he's travelling round spain he is in on the loose
    collecting STD's from all the spanish ladies
    no chance of him coming home now he's got a case of rabies

    kittyinthedark you dont have to be single
    coz with bruceleets penis you can mingle
    i'll make your bootay and your titties go jingle jangle
    as i'm lapping at your crotch like a hungry cocker spaniel
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    *bows down*
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    Mz Fluffy, thinking cuz her minds all puffy
    tough G, rough D for Sarah Michelle Buffy

    and anyone one posting next will need an Etch -A-Sketch
    to figure out their way out of their own assholes injest

    Word.

    P.S. Bruce leet fits snug liek a petite :P
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    i'm never one to turn down a rap battle

    bruce has his hands down his pants because he just can't kick it
    talking like he's a giant but in reality has the widget of a circus midget
    first thing he searches for is a thread i can't even find
    he's got too much virtual pussy on his perverted mind
    he flops his dick out on the web because he's scared to do it outside of virtual reality
    when it comes to sizing up cocks they refer to me as the manatee

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    Pfffffft.

    Your shit's weak, like quarter months when it comes to battle.
    Talkin' 'bout chicks you couldn't bag, so get off the saddle.
    You ain't ridin' fluff or slushy mud water - put down your paddle.
    kitty in the dark's too prime for your ass, like angus cattle.
    Matter fact, the only thing you can touch is your teeny weenie.
    Rub that shit, the only bitch you might get is a fuckin' genie.
    Servin' bitches like you, like hot plates of fettuccine.
    Man, that's it, throw the towel, mother fucker - you'll never see me.
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    breakzhabit,

    rap battling me was like your worst decision
    i spit out my rhymes with expert precision
    first i'll pull down my pants i'll bust my nut to blind your vision
    if you aint got a hole for me to fuck then i'll make a new incision
    I've got more online hoes than your shoe can hold toes
    my bluelight game is pimpin and you know how it goes
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    BruceLeet: Talk's cheap. So what chu smokin'?
    I'm a geek, so to speak, but my meat sure keep 'em chokin'.
    Been through more sweet pussy, a feat you're only hopin' to beat -
    just ask the girls on the steet - I keep 'em open.
    Pull your pants up. You couldn't hang wit this freak of nature.
    Fuck your moms so hard that your pops couldn't help but hate ya.
    I'm a pure breed, Colombian steed with a hot temper
    that'll leave you lyin' horizontal colder than December.
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    With so much drama in the BL board
    Its kinda hard bein mod BL double jayyy
    But I, somehow, some way
    Keep lockin' some funky ass shit like every single day
    May I, act a lil plurry to the n00bs
    And, take a few shots as I breeze through
    six in the mornin and the board still jumpin
    Why the fuck I ain't sleepin?
    I got ladies in the nudie thread gettin it on
    And, they'll keep postin' til bruceleet breaks his bone
    So what you wanna do, sheeeit
    I got a box of BestWhip and my homeboys do too
    So turn on the 'pod and do a line
    But (but what) you don't know bout pixels
    So we gonna do a case to this
    BL'ers up, GL'ers down, while you motherfuckers bounce to this

    Chorus: repeat 2x

    Postin on the board, doin whippits, sippin on GHB
    Laid back [wawawawawawawawawawwawawawa]

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    ^ fucking lol

    so much talent in the lounge it makes me wonder why we sit here posting all day when we could be in a rap possy called B12 or something sippin on 40's and bouncing in our lowriders. Yeaaah Beotchz.
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    if you guys thought you could rap
    id take that statement back
    cos all your shit is whack
    and its me, I am back
    but still not black
    even though i'd tried to swop like michael jackson
    man your rhymes are whack son
    cos its me the original mc-bob-e
    fixated on the number 23
    when im on the mic I get lively
    seeing all you name droppers
    just naming more random internet pill poppers
    or nude photo swoppers
    with some shit domokun photoshoppers
    you be the ones without the real flow
    all you got is your post count
    and that is real sad you know
    going to meet up's
    trying not to get beat up
    as you posted a few flames
    against an internet screen name
    running scared of someone
    as you posted something honest about them
    well I will be honest about all of you
    when it comes to rapping you aint got a clue
    and with that im done, im through
    I gave you something to chew
    so spit me out some better rhymes
    and I might challange you back a second time
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    I'm callin' out MC Benefit...

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    calling out for back up
    as you cant keep this rap shit up
    looks like you messed up
    did I use the word up enough yet?

    Well don't forget you be calling
    calling for your man,
    calling for your brother
    by the time i've finished with you
    you be crying to your mother
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    MC BoB E betta watch your back
    What's your problem kid?
    You been smokin' crack?
    I'm gonna get ya
    comin' outta the trees
    like vietnamese thieves
    covered in leaves
    dressed in fatigues

    Callin for MC Benefit ain't no problem
    Beef ain't for dinner, why you tryin' to rob him?

    My boy's brain is warped
    like he's been huffing ether
    He'll entertain and amuse you
    He's got no reason to abuse you

    Til now

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    Beef ain't for dinner
    its between some of these girls legs
    you notice they dont post picture
    well I will tell you what that says
    roast beef sandwich
    something you cant miss
    chewing on the fat
    just like this rap is
    mc-bob-e on the mic
    its a benefit gig for the disabled
    rhyme unabled
    now hit me with something
    show me you know how to rhyme
    I count
    3
    2
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    and its about time
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    You guys suck. This isn't even worth my time or effort anymore.
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    Or is it because with you we just wiped the floor
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    I call out my beotch laceyk da girl with the skills at ebonic word play.
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    Quote Originally Posted by masheadatronic
    Or is it because with you we just wiped the floor
    No, it's because those rhymes are whack and it doesn't flow.
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    It does in my voice
    maybe not in yours
    but we be in different countries
    so I shall show you the door
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    I masturbate
    As well as enunciate

    *Whips up funky drum beat*

    *Holds out drumsticks*

    *Drops them*
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    EADD is the forum to be.
    But I guess nobody in the lounge takes notice of me.

    So before you mouth off and fire into brownz.
    Let me tell you your all a bunch of clowns.

    :P :P
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    hey breakzhabit i didnt know you could rap
    i put words together comeing out like crap
    i know my spelling gets you all in a tizzy
    makes you see read and gettin all dizzy....

    alright in my defense i would like to say that im high on energy drink and most definetly i would not usually post something here. why did my ghetto ass sister get the mc skillz while i got the loves to read book skills and numbchuck skillz.
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