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    Come on folks, knock it off please. We've already seen that PN's feelings are easily hurt, and let's face it, he has enough problems as it is without people ridiculing his penis size.

    If HE thinks his 5" love truncheon is huge, then it's huge, OK?
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    He can tell us that, but what about the ladies?
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    As long as it's big enough to satisfy HIM, that's all that matters, right guys?
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    Um...sure. 5 inches is something to be proud of!
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    It's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean. As long as your seamen don't have scurvey.

    ARRRGGHH!
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    when did ali g grace us with his presence i am honored
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    lol he's a beaut
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    Yo Pearl Necklace,

    I was wondering what kind of piece your prefer(both the weed-smoking and firearm kind preferred)? A meaty man like you prolly has meaty pieces as well...
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    I've just realised...we could make this the longest thread in NMI...all for a guy called pearl necklace. That would be amazing
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    Yo PN, man just got up and ready to get DRUNK you gotta mapquest me over to your grandparents place so we can get to shootin stuff too except I'm not talking to any old people (they smell like their own waste) so I don't want to hear your gram coming out with a plate of grilled cheeses or something, you can tell her right now I don't trust her old people food

    You end up getting booted from the library for the whole porn thing? That place has so many people just looking for a reason to kick you out man it's ridiculous--the key is to print off pages and pages of your favorite pictures (anal ftw) and take them to a quiet corner such as "Children's Non-Fiction" and wank to your heart's content

    Anyway!

    Hit me back when you got this and I'll bring the beers , oh that reminds me you got a table for beer pong? And pong balls those are necessary too, let me know what I need to bring

    PEACE!
    lol wtf man

    i told my grammy about that whole cheese thing u said and BOY did she whup my ass. i aint never bringing that shit up again, no sir.

    what the hell is the mapquest? is that like a puter game or sumthin? my puter aint no good for no games, shit... it dont even like that freecell (3 cell? whatever) game, makes it go slow as a gator in december. anyways i got my gramparents puter hooked up to the internet now so ima be back here more regular. that FUCKIN libary, punkass bitchez... goddammit! i jusrt printed off a few pages and dint get their quick enough, damn dogooder fuckers went runnin to tha libary bitch and my ass was grass. fuckin free speech my ASS my fuckin tax dollars pays those bitches salary!!! well when i get a job lol. whats anal ftw dude?????

    damn wish u had asked fer the pong balls when i was back home, jeez my cuz has hunners at her trailer, says there for her stage act or some shit. i aint seen it tho, sounds boring as all hell, fuckin ping pong on stage????? lol

    anyways bower i reckon were on for this weekend, sorry i coudnt make last 1, my gramps had me scrubbing the trailer with a goddam toothbrush for that cheese thing.


    pearl necklace out bitchez
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    Yo Pearl Necklace,

    I was wondering what kind of piece your prefer(both the weed-smoking and firearm kind preferred)? A meaty man like you prolly has meaty pieces as well...
    say what??/??

    you got a gat
    i got a gat
    so whassup wit dat
    A TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN K
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    Lol
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    *dies laughing*

    This is THE best intro thread ever.

    Welcome to BL, pearlnecklace . Your 5-inches make my mancheeks blush!

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    hahahah... this the funniest thing i've read

    gg
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    yeah, you guys is hilaruious

    right listen up

    i met a girl tonight, i gotta tell yall about her. i was over at the faucet, fillin up the water tank for gramps (for me too i guess, i drink dat shit too) standin there all cool n shit, smokin a blunt, lookin like i dont give a FUCK, ya know? in other words, the coolest mofo in the trailer park lol. so anyways this lil cuteypie cums over and asks me hows it goin?? i wont bore yall with the DETAILS (gotta keep the tek-neek a secret, ya know) but lets just say i got the digits which went sumthin like 555-IWANTFUCKED lol!!!!!!

    problem is, i got this problem. ya see down in nawlins theres too many of those goddam chicks wit dicks mofos, their fuckin EVERYWERE. so i gotta be careful, ya know? specialy after that last time, man... FUCK THAT SHIT! well dont fuck em, run to the muthafuckin HILLS!!

    so anyways like i said, i needs to be careful. how the fuck do i check out her goodies without lookin like a wierdoe???

    i aint goin wit no MANGINA again
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    ^^

    step 1: get this bittie alone behind the water tanks

    step 2: ask her to pick up that quarter you just 'accidentally' dropped

    3 step: when she bends down to get it you'll have time to look up her skirt and see if she's pulling a "tuck and tape" maneuver or if you've got the real deal.

    next: if she's the genuine article, place hands on hips and drop several more quarters. If you catch a peek at some sack , take off for your trailer and dodge "her" for a few weeks so she knows what's up.
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    ^Words to live by.

    Hey Pearlnecklace, if you got some chicks w/dicks you need gettin rid of, I know a boy up in Jerzy that'd definitively go for that shit! Tell 'em ladies to get some bus fare so we can do some 'spections...if ya catch mah drift...
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    Hey PN! You're 2 inches too big for me.. Welcome!
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    ok, that dint work out too good. i checked out the package and all... hell, i even got a hand down there. but....

    i think the problem is... i think i prefer dudes. what the fuck am i gonna do guys?? wtf
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    Can't.. look.. away...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 8====> ~~~ (.Y.)
    ok, that dint work out too good. i checked out the package and all... hell, i even got a hand down there. but....

    i think the problem is... i think i prefer dudes. what the fuck am i gonna do guys?? wtf

    Dude. Just fuck dudes. That's all there is to it.
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    hey guys, how do y'all delete what u wrote? i dont remember makin that last one, guess i was drunk or sumthin. anyways thats all bullshit, i reckon my gramps is playin me, HE'S the one that likes dudes not me. well he did when i was a kid anyway lol.

    anyways i had me another date wit dat cuteypie i told y'all about earlier. DAMN she's fine lol. i think she likes me too but hey she's only human right??? so the other night i waited till my gramparents were out visitin' their friends at sum swingin' party or some shit (whatever the fuck that is) and she came round. we played on the PS2 for a lil while. i even gave her sum beers n chips n dips n shit, really went to town on her ya know. what with it bein valentines day and all, i aint ever had a girlfriend on valentines day before. its all bullshit but lets just say it worked for me. cut to 3 hours later and the for the 1st time in my life i ended up

    SCOOTIN ON THE BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    she shoulda kept her glasses on though, haha she wont make that mistake again.
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