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    The funniest thread ever...
    but one thing, we grrls arent that easy, are we?? Maybe for the right drug.
    well- don't tell everyone
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    The little post that could!
    OK, pick your girlies right, you want to look out for tight white trousers & some strappy white platforms-Yep those chicks will definatley suck dick for coke.
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    Well the best market for trading bumps for head has got to be Vegas stripclubs. Once a stripper finds out you have coke they'll pay you to sit on your lap. Some girl told my buddy that over 80% of the girls who work there are coke heads. The one thing I can't figure out is if they make so much money why do they want my coke?? Oh yeah, it's cause thier strippers!
    [ 20 December 2001: Message edited by: 1bgmxcn ]
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    no, no, no. it's because they're women. it doesn't matter if they have a half ounce of coke, they still want yours.
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    i'm a girl.
    i've never tried coke... but i've given blowjobs
    does this mean on some sort of cosmic scale the men of the world owe me free coke?
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    hey I got some coke, if we are exchanging services let me know!! See guys it's just that simple!
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    last week i was at a friends and he cut 2 lines for me and my boyfriend, but neither of us like coke so we didn't do it. he was very offended that we didn't want to do his coke. so anywayz am i not a girl or something? cuz i have little to no interest in coke.
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    Your just in denial. Or you haven't reached puberty yet. WOMEN LOVE COKE.
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    Originally posted by *kell*:
    The little post that could!
    OK, pick your girlies right, you want to look out for tight white trousers & some strappy white platforms-Yep those chicks will definatley suck dick for coke.
    You answered my question. lol. . . I was reading through this thread wondering "what the hell kind of girls do these guys hang out with?"

    As a female of the species let me offer some advice. (I know some of you think all girls will go for this, but it's just not true, and I want to save you poor horny blokes from giving away all your stash to some heartless bitch like myself.) When you find a girl with whom you think you might be sucessful, go over to her and strike up a conversation. You're looking for someone with a delicate balance of swallowness and stupidity. By using a little discretion, you increase your chances of success and make life a little easier for those women who would rather not talk to guys who need to use bribery to get action.
    Last edited by PsychoKitten; 04-01-2004 at 09:59.
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    I'm a girl as well ^^^^^ & I've gotta say that the white trouser girls are a sure bet, infact the white trouser GUYS will probably suck dick for coke too!
    Moral of the story: White trousers are wrong.
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    Deus i have definelty hit puberty. you would know if you could see me. and i honestly do not love coke, and never will.
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    ^^^^
    she must have one of those extra chromosomes or something.
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    The money is nice but the free ass is the kicker.
    ah so true. i usually walk around with my dick in one hand and a nice sized bag of coke in the other. somehow things just work out... i either get laid by some crackhead girl or get jumped.
    and yes, there is a rule of thumb.. the far majority of the female species exchanges favors for coke.
    by far, one of the funniest BL threads i have ever read, because yes.. it is so true.
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    I bring my own coke =)~ gawd all all girls fucking whores?
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    aliengrrl "never say never" peace.
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    well im a pretty unusual girl. so it wouldn't surprise me if i have an extra anticokewhore chromosome.
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    [quote] keep posting ppl maybe we can make it the biggest one ever.
    You'll have to work hard to pull ahead of that "robopreciation" thread
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    you the same guy from 'bolex??? your over here too?? lol....nice to see ya..
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    Aight, I think this one has gone far enough...
    What have we learned? Simple, ALL women are coke fiends, they will do anything and everything for it, if you have coke, you have women... girls need coke to function, it's apart of their brain chemistry or something... there is like a gene all females have that cause them to crave coke... without it, they die ....
    Now, all that has been said, well, has been said... so I will close this and it can go down as one for the archives...
    I will re-open it if I get a lot of email requests asking me to do so - otherwise, well, this is getting kinda old....
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    I am moving this to the newely created Other Drugs Archive...
    You can find it here:
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    that sucks that yall have to use shit like coke to get a girl. Sure it happens. But it seems kinda lame that you have to ask for anything.
    YA TOOLS!
    Last edited by dark_stars; 19-03-2004 at 07:44.
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    i will sooooooooooooo buy the book if you write and publish it phreex
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    Wait...all you're saying is that I have to buy coke to get head? I have a few questions....


    1.Coke, Diet Coke, or this new C2 Coke?
    2.Caffeine or Caffeine-free?
    3.12-pack of 12 oz. Cans or a 2 liter bottle?
    4.Glass, Plastic or Aluminum?

    Thank you, and answers would be appreciated.
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    This is How I would Ask......... You wanna get high, here bitch just sniff this
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