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    Start charging her $5.00 per load. Shit, tell her I'll mail her some of mine for even cheaper.
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    perhaps this could turn into a lucrative business deal for bluelighters
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    dude, no wonder she cried. you ruined her "surprise"
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    That's very very very weird. Did I write enough verys?

    Tell you have a weird fetish that you can't explain to her that you need all condoms to be thrown away after use!!!!

    IT MUST BE DONE!!!!

    If she asks why, don't give her a reason, she didn't really give one to you.
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    wow, this thread has blown up...

    at first i thought she was trying to get herself preggo, but like said before, she wouldnt need that much jizz..

    maybe she really is into bukake or something...waiting to amass a few gallons to fill the bath tub up with and soak in your creamy protein rich man batter..

    this is an interesting thread no doubt..
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    awwww...i think that is sweet.

    "every sperm is sacred...." lol
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    I think you better hope they're all yours (the condoms that is)

    Anyway download some japanese porn or something
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    I've heard, JUST heard, that some woman put it on their face. Its known to have all sorts of proteins acids that are good for the skin. As fucked up as it sounds its... quite funny.
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    firstly, dispose of your little dudes.
    secondly insist on a reason.

    given whats written here theres no way I believe this is some sort of fetish/kink thingomebobby.
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    hmm on second thoughts, what if your place got searched as a result of a domestic disturbance and the cops found your fridge and you end up on an episode of SVU (all characters are fictional, of course).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sp0t
    dude shes Japanese so it's alright.
    I was stationed in Japan for a year and dated a girl who just LOVED to have me get off on her face and tits and she loved the taste of my cum she said, and would always wipe and lick it off and remark that i tasted so good. Upon further research, i found out about a japanese "tradition" known as "Bukake" which is the consuming of semen- it's like your power or spirit (chi) or whatever is contained in the goo and so she feels very empowered and submissive to have your energy within her. perhaps your particular girl is just scared to swallow in a more normal manner and has began collecting the stuff out of ingrained cultural fascination.

    I'd tell her to get on the pill/ring/shot/ other BC and then stop using condoms

    if your dating a japanese girl do take the heritage into consideration, they do treat their men really well, but expect you to be the one in charge of things. Only her kids will be of higher importance. take good care of her.
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    its not a tradition, bukkake was a porn invention created in 70s japan.
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    ^^ Actually bukkake was originally a way of punishing a wife who had been unfaithful to her husband...she would be tied to a pole in the middle of the village and get bukkaked.
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    traditon, porn, history of cruelty, who cares? lets just thank our samuri friends for such a vivid imagination.
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    i totally had to google this.

    Legend has it that in ancient Japan, women who were found to be unfaithful were publicly humiliated in the town center by being tied up while every man in town ejaculated all over her to show his distaste. Basically, they were saying that if you're going to take it from someone else, you're going to get it from everyone else. So although many feel that the practice of bukkake is shameful and degrading to women, it must be remembered that bukkake may have originated as a form of punishment.

    In the late 1970s, many Japanese adult film studios were looking for ways to "push the envelope" for their Japanese customers. The first films usually featured a schoolgirl or secretary who willingly submits to one man after another. They come from everywhere off camera to shower her with ejaculate at just the right moment. As each man finishes, he silently leaves and another quickly takes his place. In some cases, the girl has sex with each man before he ejaculates on her face.

    Demand for these films, now called "bukkake", skyrocketed. By the late 90's, it had evolved into its own genre. Gay men began to experiment with the practice in ritual initiation ceremonies. American and European filmmakers were quick to follow the Japanese lead, adding their trademark stylish flow along with a line of willing porn starlets who were ready to be covered in cum.
    neat. i love learning new things, especially useless shit like this.
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    Gay men began to experiment with the practice in ritual initiation ceremonies???


    Are they really in some sort of gay mafia or something???
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    As others pointed out, maybe it is just an innocent fetish, but I would be worried of the legal ramifications of this.

    What if you break up with her and she is some obsessive type that would do anything to screw you ? Even claim rape to the cops ?

    It'd be too easy to give herself some bruises and user YOUR semen as rock solid evidence.

    Be careful dude
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazeee
    As others pointed out, maybe it is just an innocent fetish, but I would be worried of the legal ramifications of this.
    What if you break up with her and she is some obsessive type that would do anything to screw you ? Even claim rape to the cops ?
    It'd be too easy to give herself some bruises and user YOUR semen as rock solid evidence.
    Be careful dude
    WOW That’s fucking scary!
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    Fuck... has there been any update or resolution on this? I am so fucking intrigued I just gotta know

    I have several possibilities that I am entertaining at the moment until I get som closure from the OP -

    1. She is obsessed with you to the point of needing to accumulate your bodily excretions (advice: dont be alone with her if she has a knife)

    2. She is planning on creating an art peice with it (refer Marc Quinn for idea)

    3. Bukakae Bukakae Bukakae

    4. She is going to use it against you e.g. clone or DNA evidence
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    although many feel that the practice of bukkake is shameful and degrading to women, it must be remembered that bukkake may have originated as a form of punishment.
    what an oddly worded summary. as if the fact that it might have been "punishment" for infidelity makes the act any less degrading or shameful.

    as for the jizz collector, if you've been with her for a while ("quite some time") then shouldn't you reserve judgment until after you've figured out the source of her actions? you say you're not going to break up with her, you say you've talked, you say she's done this before (with negative consequences), but you still haven't told us *why* she does this. do you still not know? i think at the very least she owes you an explanation. you don't have to be rude about it, but you really should get some answers.

    of course she's ashamed, but maybe she doesn't have to be. it's hard to say without having any insight about her motivation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by supertrav77

    She's obviously planning to clone you so she can be fucked by you 24/7.
    *Removes spittle of 7-Up from my I-Mac screen*

    Bravo!
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    least you know what to get her for her birthday
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazeee
    As others pointed out, maybe it is just an innocent fetish, but I would be worried of the legal ramifications of this.

    What if you break up with her and she is some obsessive type that would do anything to screw you ? Even claim rape to the cops ?

    It'd be too easy to give herself some bruises and user YOUR semen as rock solid evidence.

    Be careful dude
    No kidding, straight from the freezer!

    I think half the board is waiting for an update on this one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Formico
    She said something about the semen being a part of me, and not wanting to lose it.
    Mate, she's a psycho! Heaps of chicks are.

    I'd be getting out of there before she does something worse....

    Seriously. She told you she was chucking it out but instead kept it for months with her ice cream!

    She's nuts.
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    nsfw tags added just in case 
    Bukkake picture.

    (If I was a real woman, I'd enjoy this!)

    Note the woman in the lower right corner holding her hand.

    Looks like the man is playing with her clit.

    WORK WARNING!!!!!!!!!!

    Last edited by QuestionEverything; 24-07-2007 at 16:56.
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