I'd hit it.
Where do you live? How much would you sell one for? My father has land.
I heard you can peel them and bake their skins in the oven.
Felix, they are gems!!
Wait- is this only funny for moderators or sumthin?? Weirdoes.
Alpacas are cute.
Though you are a very stupid person, you have my appreciation for how adorable those animals are.
Good choice, much nicer than Llamas and yes, their fur can be shaved seasonally to turn a pretty nice profit.
Though, they do require vet visits twice a year.
/ends animal planet tangent
Originally Posted by felix
i'm betting big bucks that thing was shaved by TALLY.
how much did you pay for one of those assgoblins?
Originally Posted by swilow
i second this
wait it says this thread has been closed?
closed and reopened. After it's been closed once, it's scarred for life
I want to taint spork
scarred like alpaca + hatchet. OP, is this kind of shit normal for you when you take Ambien? I usually just fall in fountains.
you have fountains in your bedroom?!?!
i've had my share of crazy ambien experiences (pillows turning into people, vampires entering my house through the tv; shit like that) but the end result never included actual farm animals being purchased. Now i feel like i've been getting me some bunk crap.
i'd like to spork sporks taint.
^Id spoon sporks poon.
lol there sooo fucking cute...!!!... i didn't even kno wat it was i had to google it....
There was somekind of party in my neighbour's room which told him and me to go play in the fountain outside. I woke up in bed fully clothed, mud-splattered and wet to the neck facing a investigation into the previous night from my collge authorities with CCTV footage, circumstancial facts and the on-the-spot eyewitness testmony of the Principal, who had encountered us singing QOTSA outside his house at 3AM.
I remember nothing.
We need to know how much you paid for the alpacas.
lol Vibby knows my work when she sees it.Originally Posted by vibr8tor
sell them to cd exchange!!!
for $0.08 on the dollar?