I'll buy them for $0.09 on the dollar and fill up my deep freeze for the whole summer. I just hope that I can get enough wool off of them to make it worth shearing them
I saw on Dirty Jobs where the dude had to shave one of those things and it looked like it was a pain in the ass. Those things are mean as fuck.
im no biologist, but i propose that you cross breed your alpacas with your border collies and make a race of super creatures with the loyalty of a dog and the versatility of an alpaca.
of course!Originally Posted by the_highest_mormon
it was right there in front of us all along.
also, make me some of these
Why does it say this thread is closed when I can obviously post in it? Is this an early April fools gag that has failed?
I am an Administrator now. I can do that. This thread is closed because of TALLY'S mom and because I can. Suck my dick, I'm a staff shark!
Originally Posted by the_highest_mormon
OMG, Border Pacas are the best idea EVAR!!! With that kind of intensity, brains, and hardy endurance, they'll take over the fucking world!
This thread is closed. Stop posting before I ban you with my new powers.Originally Posted by vibr8tor
Originally Posted by ClubbinGuido
The day you become an administrator is the day that you, well, ... would probably become an administrator, which is highly unlikely. Zing!
Silence. I can't hear my giant E-Penis pulse.Originally Posted by Edvard Munch
I own an australian shephard. all i need to do to fight your powers is breed her with an alpaca, and you'll be totally pwned by an Aussie Paca. it will rape you silly, so watch it, mister.
it will also chug fosters and have a boomerang fetish
Tits or GTFO. I am an Administrator now.
hot alpaca titty sucking action for you CG.
nom nom nom nom
wwwwwwwwait a sec they come from s/america right, all ya gotta do is make the alpaca fucas down a few bags of coke/H and get them delivered to your house, shave em make some warm clothes then let the dogs eat em and extract the dope
this is possibly the greatest thread i've seen moved to the lounge in quite some time.
These are the cutest animals on earth...
^i dunno. that one looks kinda terroristy
you know, like that cross dresser from mash
"I am officially INSULTED, good sir.."
Climb a wall of dicks.Originally Posted by ClubbinGuido
See what I did there?
Only until the all the alpaca poo is gone... then we're going to ban you.Originally Posted by ClubbinGuido