Shoulda weighed the shit, IMO.
Shoulda weighed the shit, IMO.
YOU BROKE A TOILET WITH ONE SHIT!!!11
epic win dawg.
You know when you've taken a really big dump and there's part of a huge log that won't come out no matter how hard you push? Is it possible to use a vacuum suction device to suck it out? That would definitely work wouldn't it?
I couldn't help but laugh. I thought the thread title was serious. :P
dear god i just didd one which was the most painful thing ive ever experienced, bit worried though it was bloody as hell at the end. (nice gory details :P)
I just my finger bro.
That's one of the funniest threads ever. I actually took it pretty serious too when I saw the title.
I never used a fork but I've used my hand and some toilet paper. it didn't work, just broke pieces off but didn't pull the rest out. lol
I bled from my ass after a huge dump today... barely been doing any opiates at all heh
hell man this thread is funny..this should be on the front page....and yeah ive had my fair share of dierunga shits
yall are full of chit.!!!
RIGHT....if there is blood in your poop-it is coming from your ass cos the small blood vessels there are breaking from straining or you are developing an anal fissure-to get rid of this take stool softeners like lactulose or laxatives to allow your poor ass time to heal.
I never smoke/use after 9pm then in the morning have a coffee before using-i'm not exactly rattling but i can usually have a decent shit without suffering
if your poop is BLACK-get to a doctor quick!that is blood coming from your stomach
manual evacuations are common in spinal units but not usually forks-more use of spoons to get the fucker out
god bless you all
I was addicted to opiates(mostly dillies) for 6,7 years so this was always a problem for me,even though I took Metamucil 3 times a day,drank tons of water,and so on and so on.I still had to stick my fingers up there on a weekly basis.Although sometimes I just couldn't get "up there" far enough so I had a special spoon I kept under the sink for the my fingers occasions and I often bled.
Now I have been on methadone for over a year and a half or so and my bowels are still in the same condition even though I have been on the same amount for almost all that time and haven't had one slip on anything.So I still have Metamucil 3 times a day and etc.,etc.And out and up my fingers go sometimes and my pooh spoon is never far away.
not shitting for
I am so sorry to say I can relate to this!! I have had some horrible experiences which I would prefer not to go into tooooo much detail!
However before I was strung out on heroin, I had the opposite problem. I used to need to go very urgently out of the blue! Doctor said it was due to my diet but I didn't give a fuck, I ate what I liked anyway becoz of this problem, ever since I have been on da gear (bout 6 years) it balanced out! I do have the odd experience as I mentioned above when I go on a bit of a binge of doing heroin for two weeks non stop but most of the time its all gravy baby. (pun not intentional)
Who says heroin is bad?
Dirty sod, eh?
But in all seriousness, opiate poos can be pretty painful.
British people so weird. Bog? Sod? WTF?
It does help, thanks... and yeah I kinda figured it out from the contexts clues (go 12th grade English lol).. it's still weird though. :P
I know this was asked so long ago, but if anyone is having the same issue, what works WONDERS is buying some Mineral Oil from any drugstore, or Cod Liver Oil and just swiging back a tablespoon of that every other day. You will never face this issue again, and it has other health benefits such as increasing your omega 3 intake, makes your hair shiny and skin soft, helps digestion, etc. It tastes horrible and oily (no shit) so just chase it with something strong like cranberry juice or some carbonated grape drank.
That and keep your fiber intake up (Metamucil if you're lazy.. or some good ol' daily fiber cereal) and all will be well.