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    Damn dude that shit was a crazy night
    yea dude to crazy..

    wait what did i just say?
    i don't remember
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    Bluelight Crew StrutterGear's Avatar
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    Me : blah blah blah blah... wait, sorry mate ive fucking forgot what I was saying
    Friend : I understand

    Terrible for that

    I go out dropping all my MDMA and a wrap licky, Im tripping balls, we dont get in the club and end up in a dead pub.

    Sophie and Frank : Crap night, might aswell go home
    Me : I dunno about you but I'm having a really fucking good time :L
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    The other night I was walking around the countryside in the freezing cold with a cheeseburger on my head, talking in a British accent: "Hello and a half! A hamburger hat is an excellent cap for a chap. Cheerio."
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    A couple friends and I were at the tail end of a rave.

    Friend: "When are you going home man?"
    Me: "I'm going home when I leave."

    I honestly had no idea what was wrong with my response until he turned around and gave me one of those stares like *really?*
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    "I think Satan Just took a magical shit in my mouth"
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    Me and my friend last night:

    G: "Ralph Nader, you know his face kinda looks like a centipede."

    Me: "Who Bill Gates?!"

    G: "I would have voted for him if he wasn't an insect."

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    Me: *lying on the ground staring at the ceiling* "When are the dolphins gonna stop trying to knock eachother out?"

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    Me: "My stomach hurts."

    G: "Do you need me to rub it?"

    Me: "Is that what people do?"

    G: "Yeah."

    Me: "But not a lot of people?

    G: "No."

    Me: "But we need a lot of people to do the 5th element." LOL
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    were all sitting under a bride, im with my bestfriend as she lights up a bowl;
    -oh shit babe i just burnt you!
    -what?! i thought you were tickling me!
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    Hahaha i'm sure i've said WAY more fucked up things, but here's some pretty priceless texts i found while rolling on about 6 caps of molly last week:
    "How am i living.."
    "Don't be so ignorant!"
    "Fuuu bro i'm at a high peak in my life"
    "dude im jks babies are uncool"
    "Fuckin... I love you"

    this was to my 25yr old sister who has no idea i do drugs, and is an ivy league college student who was apparently trying to sleep.

    the funniest high moments for me have happened on acid though. First time i did it i was extremely disappointed in myself and so upset that i was a carrot. I was mopeing and saying shit like "I'm a FUCKING carrot now", and i kept seeing little african children dancing around me
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    bringing back this thread lol

    Last night a buddy of mine was rolling balls and kept tweeting shit that made no sense at all

    "I feel like we can get two unmarked, unalike things, and we can introduce em and they'd just become best friends lol"

    "I'm fuckin rollin stadiums!? For class? Lol idk"

    "Looked up at a star and it looked like it grew into the shape of but he's just layin there as"

    Probably the funniest shit ive ever read hahaha When I asked him about it today he said he has no clue what he tried saying my break is ending next weekend so I might have some of my own to add. Cant wait
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    "Oh my god best cigarette ever"-me during every cigarette
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    "Well, I respect all your d*cks, don't ever let anyone tell you they don't respect your d*cks."
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    my female friend whilst high on acid ate some "space dust" popping candy, then she opened her mouth really wide and asked everyone if they could see the sparks!
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    ^ LOL

    After my first ever rave, I was really fucked on MDMA and spent about 20 minutes staring at my friend who I went with, he's looking at me all weird and he's like 'why are you staring at me?' and I replied 'you look really familar.. are you Steve?'. He just burst out laughing, I had known this guy for about a year at this point...
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    * * *Breaths in through nose* * *

    OOOOhhhh every breath is soooo Good....
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    my friend sucked my other friends big cheesey toe for another E because he couldnt face the comedown.
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    Quote Originally Posted by headfuck123 View Post
    my friend sucked my other friends big cheesey toe for another E because he couldnt face the comedown.
    Really LOL..
    I dont have to face comedowns anymore... =)
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    coming home after a party got raided~ still rolling absolute bawls

    walk by dogs barking and i say with like 10 people around me

    "hush doggy number one and doggy number two!"

    yee lol
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    At a concert, at the end of an excruciating 1h30 opening act:
    «This is killing my EARS!!»
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    Me and some random guy at the bathroom who gave me a light for my cig.

    Me: Hey man, you got some weed on ya? I'd really wanna smoke some weed right now.
    Him: No, sorry.
    Me: Listen, I'll give you some md if you just get some weed, call your friends, I don't know, figure something out.
    Him: I really don't know anybody....
    Me: I'll give you a lot of md, it'll really be worth your while. And some cigarettes, I'll give you some cigarettes as well, three cigarettes, okay four? How about that?

    LOL, It was kind of dangerous, the guy could might as well been an undercover cop or something. But I really liked him cause he gave me a light for my cig and I thought we had a bond or something hahaha.

    The same time, a few hours after that I went downstairs and some guy who I met once or twice before in my life recognized me and we talked for a bit. Then this random girl came up to us and asked us for a cigarette. We both said we didn't have any, the other guy said he didn't smoke.

    And like literally 3 seconds after that I said.

    ME:- Now, seriously, do you have a cigarette? Can I have one? (I knew he did smoke)
    HIM:- You really think i'd lie to this girl, wtf?
    ME: Wait... what?

    And I turned around and she was standing RIGHT behind me. I had completely forgotten she was still there, I honestly thought she left.
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    This thread is priceless. Here are a few of my gems.


    We'd all dosed a tenth of MDMA on the way to a show...

    Me: Do you know where we're going?
    Friend driving: Not exactly but it'll work out
    Me: Well how will you know when we've arrived? We can't be tardy

    Later, waiting for the show to start, music playing on the PA, sound guys on stage doing equipment check etc...

    Me: Is this the show?
    Friend: What? (as in "Is what the show?")
    Me: Right now
    Friend: Not yet but almost
    Me: Let me know when it starts


    Not MDMA, but one of my favorite memories of this friend- Close friend/roommate and I dosed LSD and went to the University Culinary Club weekly potluck which was interesting but actually not as awkward as you'd think. Later that night went on a hike up into the hills at the end of the street(northern CA coast, our house/neighborhood was in the redwoods). We're up top sitting in a clearing with a view out over the town and the bay...

    Friend: What is that? Do you hear that?
    Me: What?
    Friend: I keep hearing a cow
    Me: Where?
    Friend: I don't know
    Me: Well where does it sound like it's coming from?
    Friend: I'm not sure. But I swear it's a cow.
    Me: What would a cow be doing up here at night?
    Friend: I don't know but what else could it be? It's gotta be a cow.
    Me: How can we find out for sure?
    Friend: We can't be sure it's a cow
    Me: We'd have to find it to be sure
    Friend: Then I guess the next logical step would be to look for the cow?

    It was only with the use of the word 'logic' that we both became simultaneously aware of the level of absurdity we'd reached by diligently applying our own acid-addled and not at all logical (or even rational) logic to a non-existent problem, and the unlikelihood of there being a lone mooing cow nearby roaming the forest at that elevation in the dark. We were rolling in the dirt with tears in our eyes for God knows how long after that. We didn't search, and we didn't encounter any cows, but we never ruled out the possibility that the sound he'd heard might have actually been produced by a cow. In hindsight, judging by the distance to the nearest pasture and thus the nearest cow, the topography of the land, and our heightened auditory sense, I believe it is acoustically possible but improbable that a cow's moo from way down below our vista could have been within range of hearing.
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