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    bu/\\/\\p!!
    *runs off*
    I can't help it. I love this story. I know I shouldn't, but I can't help it.
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    I sent this to my work mates, and they thought I was a sicko.
    Great stuff!!!
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    I rarely read things that exceed two paragraphs, but that was hillarious, so I read it all. More....MOOOOOORE!
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    eh. easily amused aye?
    this wasn't that funny. load of crap with a few smirks.
    :P
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    bloody pacifists...
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    **this has my approval**
    "2 enthusiastiv thumbs up"
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    [quote]Originally posted by SiLvAmOoNcHiLd:
    **this has my approval**
    "2 enthusiastic thumbs up"
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    this needs a BUMP!
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    I have no idea how anyone could possibly find this joke funny. Shaking babies is extremely dangerous and should never ever be joked about, let alone attempted.
    Jokes are meant to be funny. This is clearly not.
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    hahaha...
    but seriously?
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    blue eyed girl: But... you have to shake them. How else are you meant to get them all tender before you cook them up?
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    This is one FU**ED UP THREAD !
    all you guys better stop laughing to show how stupidly manly you are, and how you think its "COOL" to be like a convict shaking a baby half to death.
    Joke or no joke, this is below the belt.
    There are some really fuxored people out there, and I really hope none of you guys laughing ever hires a person like this to baby sit YOUR KID!
    see who's laughing then.
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    touche Improved_CuPiD^^.
    Obviously those that find this funny have never had to nurse a baby that has become brain damaged from shaking.
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    eye got shook plentee when eye waz litle and it neveer hurt me a bit.
    so their@!
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    [quote]Originally posted by Russ:

    Babies, Hmmm, the other other white meat!
    In my Belly!!!

    haha at russ!!
    some people just don't get sarcasm do they
    or maybe I am just sick
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    *Stares at Improved_Cupid^^ for a few seconds longer*
    Oi Cupe, what can you make with 4 dead babies and a piece of glass? A coffee table thats what.
    *Spins up the idiot meter and walks off*
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    Shaking babies is fun. Its also a great way to kill a spare few hours.
    Sometimes there eyes roll back into there head like they've had a really good pill.
    Thats when you bodyslam them to the ground and put on some goa trance and stomp all over them.
    Contraception? Who needs it when you have Goa?
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    Welcome to sarcasm central please drive through to the next window and recieve your double ended dildo and complementry barbed whip.
    -plaz out-
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    im sorry for bringing reality into this thread, even if the chances of the story being true are very remote.
    *unzipps his pants*
    after you...
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    whoa, this is one crazy thread!
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    PKitten, u bumping sicko
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    waaahhhh fuck!!

    Its back again.... and still bloody funny
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    Originally posted by LiquidMethod
    PKitten, u bumping sicko
    haha i'll take that as a compliment
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