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    #51
    Thats terrible..... That isnt humor!
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    I don't get whats funny?

    *sighs* I must be getting old....
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    ^^^ I actually don't find it that amusing but the reactions of everyone who reads it cracks me up
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    Personally I don't find it very funny however the people with the sticks up their arses ar fookin' GOLD

    If you don't like it fair enough but some people seem to be far too sensitive

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    Funny as a joke... If it really happened pretty downright scary
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    #56
    Originally posted by jakoz
    blue eyed girl: But... you have to shake them. How else are you meant to get them all tender before you cook them up?

    hahahaha jakoz your a fukin champ!!!
    The joke was funny too.
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    #57
    hahahahahah

    Shaking babies... the fun and global pastime since 2002.
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    I'm bored again so it's itme for a bump
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    #59
    hehe this is funny. yes it's not the nicest of subjects, but it's humour people.

    one of my good friends had a baby and when his mum was around she used to hold the baby and jiggle it up and down and whatnot (it a very non-shaking manner) and sing 'don't shake the baby, don't shake the baby'. i thought that was weird
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    ^That makes this thread worthwhile.
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    I guess something about my demeanor told her I was a baby shaker

    rofl.
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    As oposed to shaking babies i prefer baby shakes, favourite flavour is blonde with extra malt.

    I look forward to the day when i can head down to Maccas for McBaby Shake
    beech out
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    #63
    jesus fuckin christ that was funny.. i give this post 2 thumbs up
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    I forgot how funny this damn thing was.

    Wrong, but funny.
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    Hahahhaa
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    I didn't laugh.

    but at least it was witty.
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    Originally posted by beech
    As oposed to shaking babies i prefer baby shakes, favourite flavour is blonde with extra malt.
    I laughed at that though . There is just something about dead baby jokes that either makes people punch you and never talk to you again or laugh their asses off.
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    a top thread.
    glad i could contribute a giggle or 2.


    Beech out
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    #70
    /shakes a baby
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    #71
    If you thought this was offensive wait until you read some dead baby jokes...

    oh and if you think this is a real story you are obviously unaware that the internet is 90% liars. :[]
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    After reading this i asked my girlfriend if i could repeat the experiment on her kid.

    She said no. Lamer.
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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by Russ
    Originally posted by Oceanboy:
    Babies are very, very sacred and holy.This is a yucky thread.You people need help.
    Babies, Hmmm, the other other white meat!
    In my Belly!!!

    Now that is just sick... But yeah the stopry was pretty funny. Really dont see the point though if its not true
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    #74
    So when you hear someone say, "never, never shake a baby," you listen because, even though it is funny, it is hard to breathe when a baby is paralyzed to your head.
    Amen to that brother!!

    XD
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    #75
    I am crying, when can we save our children totally.
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