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    #26
    sorry buddy, most chicks will do that sort of shit if you just ask them to.

    i've found that getting daytime drunk>shopping at the sex store>getting a nice hotel room, can bring out just about every chick's inner skank.
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    #27
    Okay, here's your answer,....if he puts a glove on, there's no problem. If he doesn't put a glove on, there's a problem..
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    Quote Originally Posted by papasomni View Post
    Okay, here's your answer,....if he puts a glove on, there's no problem. If he doesn't put a glove on, there's a problem..
    i guess that really depends on your definition of a problem. you're pretty old, i bet you have doctors begging to cram stuff up your ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickenScratch View Post
    i guess that really depends on your definition of a problem. you're pretty old, i bet you have doctors begging to cram stuff up your ass.
    I said it was your answer,..not mine..
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    #31
    are condoms and rubber gloves the same thing??
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    In my professional internet expertise you seem pretty gay about the fact that your doctor might be gay.

    PS: Some guys love fingers up their asses, you might love it too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChemicalSmiles View Post
    BoBl?
    fuckin' right!

    ChickenScratch lives somewhere around us...or not around us...since we're East Atlanta Hipsters...we've been talking about what if he's one of those Bluelighters that's better on the internet know what I mean? but everytime he makes a thread I become more and more convinced it's going to be an awesome bratty drunk football watching time!

    also...i assume all of my gynos are the exact opposite of lesbians, like brutal bull heteros? that are like kind of self hating? i mean i imagine they see some gross vags. marissaaa i don't know how you could handle guy vag doctor. like aye chingow i'm uncomfortable enough as it is with the metal speculum up my cunt to worry about if he's trying to do anything untoward up there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickenScratch View Post
    are condoms and rubber gloves the same thing??
    Condoms usually have spermicide, gloves don't, but both are usually made out of latex (unless you're me and have a latex allergy)
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    Quote Originally Posted by DamagedLemon View Post
    In my professional internet expertise you seem pretty gay about the fact that your doctor might be gay.
    ^This..
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    Quote Originally Posted by DamagedLemon View Post
    PS: Some guys love fingers up their asses, you might love it too!
    Some guys love it so much they do it themselves!
    I heard
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    #37
    a real stinkfinger...
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    ITT : waAo spills his sex secrets with The Lounge
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    Quote Originally Posted by DamagedLemon View Post
    In my professional internet expertise you seem pretty gay about the fact that your doctor might be gay.

    PS: Some guys love fingers up their asses, you might love it too!
    uuummmm, duh. i fucking love gays and i love things shoved up my ass, but not gay kinds of things. but i'm fucking pumped for this exam, like thuper pumped.

    kenickie, i'm horrible in the realz. prepare to be extremely disappointed.

    i have no idear what BoBl means.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChemicalSmiles View Post
    BoBl?
    yes enki's on a fucking roll today as is op
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    BoBL = Best of Bluelight
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    take enough of that xanax and you'll be down for whatever
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    #43
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    oh.

    neat.

    that's pretty flattering, like when a gay dude hits on you flattering.
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    #44
    loose as a goose..
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    and i have no problems with that what so ever, i fucking love koreans.

    BUT...i have a dinner coming up and i'm assuming he's going kill my dog and possibly olay a few rounds of starcraft. so, i'm wondering what's hip with the koreans these days as far as cooking dogs. i mean, i keep it pretty clean in my room and the rest of my house for this kinda shit. i use to be a slob kind of guy, but now i keep some neatly folded socks above my drawers and hang the rest, coat included.

    i don't want to offend the korean, and he does my math so i want to make sure to impress. i'm super nervous. it's going to be like a first date.

    halp me.

    TL;DR you're a bigoted fuck.
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    #46
    lucy, you're not good enough for this thread.

    next.
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    no. your post and this thread is full of derp.

    I'm making this thread better. because you're fucking bigot with your dumbass homophobic post that wasn't funny. in the slightest.
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    derp?
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    look it up faggot.
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    #50
    A simple, undefined reply when an ignorant comment or action is made.
    you think i'm simple, undefined and ignorant?

    that kind of hurts.
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