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    Once I was on my way to a weed deal, and my dealer texts me "I need you to pick up AA batteries"
    So i bought him batteries and of course he doesn't reimburse me.
    Drugs- you gotta want it.
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    ^ Should have been a cheap ass and took the batteries out of your remote or something...come 'on who doesn't have some batteries laying around the house or stuck in something that's not being used?
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    ^
    Next time he should give him some free weed thats already vaped.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RobotRipping View Post
    sometimes i take ativan in the bathroom at work. I usually store it in my wallet so i don't lose it. This works fine most of the time but sometimes i drop the ativan on to the bathroom floor and have to stare at the floor trying to find it. It's disgusting and i hate when this happens but it goes right under my tongue as soon as i find it.
    This makes me feel better. I dropped an oxy on the ground at DisneyLand and picked it up, wiped it on my shirt and chewed it. Washed it down with a very strong rum strawberry lemonade I had in a Mickey souvenir mug I smuggled into the park. Alcohol plus oxy sure helped this incredibly sedentary chronic pain patient to walk an ass-chapping 8 billion acres. For 4 days straight. 😨😩
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    Ive dropped vicodin on the bathroom floor and brought myself to eat it a week later. One time I was fucking this fat girl with the RANKEST puss for a few months cuz she would give me money/alcohol.
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    The vicodin doesn't seem like a big deal, but the prostitution with the fat smeller? lol thanks
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trying2Iso View Post
    Once I was on my way to a weed deal, and my dealer texts me "I need you to pick up AA batteries"
    So i bought him batteries and of course he doesn't reimburse me.
    Drugs- you gotta want it.
    Lol, similar kind of story, dealer said he had nothing then texts me ten minutes later and said he just "found" one I can have, oh and can I pick him up 20 cigs on my way. Lazy cunt.
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    Here's something weird that someone else did:

    I once bought a computer for $300 and 2 mg of xanax. I told him that I was planning on buying a new PC rather than wanting a used mac. He kept lowering the price until it was at the point where the macbook was cheap enough to get just to play around with. He said the 'bargaining process' (I wasn't actually interested until the end) made him anxious and requested that alprazolam be included.

    ebola
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    Made someone a sandwich for cigarettes before
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    Took ecstasy and puked, but found the pill in the puke and ate it again.

    Had sex for drugs.

    Took drugs to lose weight: coke, meth, adderal, h, etcetera

    Got so fucked up I don't remember the night

    Went to the hospital due to a drug-induced psychotic break. Pissed myself in the hospital because I was strapped down and couldn't get up to go to the bathroom. Had a catheter inserted due to that

    Fell asleep at the wheel due to too much Xanax.
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    Back in my teen years, mum bought me a pack of razorblades, so I came up with the super-kiddy-scam. I carefully cut open a new pack of razorblades, took them out of the case, replaced with blue tac, glued the box shut and took them back to the supermarket for a refund. I then proceeded to the local dealer for a gram of weed.
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    ^nice one
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    Just today... I crushed up 2 15mg mscontins... I spilt the powder on the dirty floor. I poured it out of a box that had dust and dog hair +crumbs of food. I tried to get as much of the hair and crumbs out of it.. Then plugged the dust morphine combo. Fucked me up... But now my ass has dog hair in it.

    Took 3mg of xanax, 30 mg of morphine and drank wine... Blacked out 30 mins later. Woke up in this girls bed.. With an empty bottle of wine and a pack of cigs in my pocket. I had quit previously for 7 months at that point.. Apparently I drove to the store... Bought more wine and a pack of cigs while blacked out ... Decided while blacked out to start smoking again.. And I think i fucked that chick.

    Plugged and slammed over a g of meth my second time doing it. Thank god for xtolerance or I would have died.

    Stole xanax and gabapentin, 30 bucks and some cigs from my uncle. Stole xanax also from my grandma.

    Had sex for vicodin and xanax. Also gave blow jobs for coke (I'm a dude..)

    Had sex with my best friend while high on meth. Meff not even once.
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    better that than your dog having ass hair in it, thats what happens when after breaking into a vet hospital looking for k and pass out after having found it
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    I once fired the milkybar kid for 3 tabs of acid. Not sure if you had those adverts outside the UK.
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    took 100mg of clonazolam fell asleep in the city that never sleeps and got 900$ worth of shit stolen from me and a black eye.
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    I missioned downtown to pick up a 2 months supply worth of amphetamines and went through 22 caps of 25mg in one sitting.

    But I did experience euphoric orgasm the entire 22 hours. If it wasn't for my ******** I would be redosing at the moment. HMMPH! You can delay the comedown by redosing, but the comedown is even more fucked up if you do this.

    Unfortunately a lot of us bluelighter's are genetically predisposed to addiction (we are literally unable to dose a proper enjoyable amount due to an innate compulsion to take more - it is a feeling that is hard to describe - kind of like hyperfocus - really similar - addiction is a chronic relapsing disease if you have it).
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    Well I brought an ounce of weed to this girl's house. I also brought multiple tubes of chocolate mini donuts. In the same backpack... Long story short I binged 20mg Xanax with no tolerance whatsoever that night and woke up to find an ounce of weed mixed with many ounces of crushed chocolate donuts. I smoked the entire ounce down to the crumbs lol. Smoked donuts DO NOT taste good.



    I threw up.
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    Kind of in reverse...at the beginning of a meth run i propositioned a girl in attendance, which evoked the reply "I'm not a bag whore!"...i responded with "I've got a teener that says you are!"
    I still look her up every couple of months.
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    Damn this shit is nothing compared to what i do..you guys are like angels compared to me...now im embarrassed to say anything lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by xtcgrrrl View Post
    Took ecstasy and puked, but found the pill in the puke and ate it again.

    Had sex for drugs.

    Took drugs to lose weight: coke, meth, adderal, h, etcetera

    Got so fucked up I don't remember the night

    Went to the hospital due to a drug-induced psychotic break. Pissed myself in the hospital because I was strapped down and couldn't get up to go to the bathroom. Had a catheter inserted due to that

    Fell asleep at the wheel due to too much Xanax.
    Wasn't me but back in my late 90's raving days we had heard about plugging but didn't really understand how such things worked. I told my friend that I would give him an X pill if he shoved it in his bum so he proceeds to push the whole pill up there. 4-5hrs later and he still didn't feel anything so he goes in the bathroom and pulls out this little pellet that was left, washes it off and ate it...lol... too funny. Thanks for reminding me of that little gem.
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    well, this one time, me and my lawyer drove to Vegas to cover a race...
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    Mine was more, actually strange then shocking or ethically questionable. I spent about a week helping an older, very tripped out hippie move L in Montreal. Which on face, not to weird, but in actuality the dude was totally useless at life, due to taking such ridiculous doses of L and I (a college student at the time) had to extreme babysit. When I say extreme I mean like, I'd fall asleep for an hour and he'd take like three strips or more of his L and start wandering around the city, making scenes, trying to sell L in public, ect. I'd have to use an app (early find my friends I guess? Can't recall what we were using exactly at the time) to track the fucker down and convince him to return to the hotel. I'd also have to talk anyone he had accidentally offended or fucked over out of pressing charges, beating the ever living shit out of him, and other similar situations.

    The worst had to be when the cops were called because he attempted to trade L for diamonds at a local jeweler. He kept insisting that it was too good a deal for the store to pass up and he WOULD NOT take no for an answer. So they called the cops, and he began to deny it, and seeing as he had eaten all of the L and informed the police he suffered from a psychotic illness, they didn't arrest him. But I was called down to verify his story, and speak to the police. Problem was I had no idea what story he had used, as we didn't plan for this type of situation. I also didn't know if he had been caught with drugs or not, so I had to make quick calls regarding what the hell to tell the police. Thankfully I basically decided to act like I had no idea what the crazy old "friend of the family" might have done, as I was helping him live out a lifelong dream of traveling to Canada. The cops informed me that they saw his Passport and he had been to Canada not too long ago. To which I responded, with my best false anger, "That motherfucker". They allowed us to leave.

    Would have been pretty normal event if it occurred in the US, but something about being in Quebec really changed it up for me, and me not at all expecting the old hippie to be such a fuck when we left. He was pretty put together when discussing the plan with me, offered very fair compensation and it sounded like a good time. I had an extreme fondness for Montreal, as I was not yet 21 and legally drinking without a fake ID was enjoyable, as was the food and remarkable graffiti. Basically the moment we crossed the border he began taking L with reckless abandon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BananasAndOranges View Post
    I sucked a dick once for drugs...*wipes mouth off*

    Who hasn't?
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