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    Quote Originally Posted by apocalypse_when View Post
    But what if it had been a male nurse?

    Meh, a blowjob is a blowjob though... when your stuck in a hospital bed beggars can't be choosers i suppose
    Damn my casual sexism! I immediately envisaged a Barbara Windsor type nurse but unfortunately, they're never like that in reality are they? More like Hattie Jacques...


    Ooh, what about nurse Gladys Emmanuel from 'Open all hours'? She was a right sauce and had an immense bosom...
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    Damn my casual sexism! I immediately envisaged a Barbara Windsor type nurse but unfortunately, they're never like that in reality are they? More like Hattie Jacques...
    Well the one I had in intensive care was a bit of a growler but on a couple of days there was a student nurse as well who was OK. But after my 3 weeks in intensive care I got moved to a normal ward for a week and there was some fit nurses there...but with a tube running down your japs eye, cracking one off to a fit nurse is pretty much out of the question
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    Quote Originally Posted by apocalypse_when View Post
    Well the one I had in intensive care was a bit of a growler but on a couple of days there was a student nurse as well who was OK. But after my 3 weeks in intensive care I got moved to a normal ward for a week and there was some fit nurses there...but with a tube running down your japs eye, cracking one off to a fit nurse is pretty much out of the question
    Yeh, no doubt in that situation, cracking one off was probably the last thing on your mind.

    I remember my first stay in hospital, after a motorcycle accident, being very disappointed at how unsexy nurses uniforms really are - after having been brought up in the 70s on a diet of Carry On films and seaside postcards...
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    Yeh, no doubt in that situation, cracking one off was probably the last thing on your mind.

    I remember my first stay in hospital, after a motorcycle accident, being very disappointed at how unsexy nurses uniforms really are - after having been brought up in the 70s on a diet of Carry On films and seaside postcards...
    I actually went a month without cracking one off or having a single fag. You'd think that would be a perfect time to stop smoking altogether but the first thing i did when I got home was hobble to the Asian gentleman's emporium for 50g of Gold Leaf.
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    Quote Originally Posted by apocalypse_when View Post
    I actually went a month without cracking one off or having a single fag. You'd think that would be a perfect time to stop smoking altogether but the first thing i did when I got home was hobble to the Asian gentleman's emporium for 50g of Gold Leaf.
    And I bet you had a fuckin posh wank while you smoked that first rollie...
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    And I bet you had a fuckin posh wank while you smoked that first rollie...
    Yup...my balls were like fucking beach balls (and not due to water retention either).

    On a side note, we could easily rename this forum the FUBAR and apocalypse_when forum since we seem to be the two cunts posting
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    Quote Originally Posted by apocalypse_when View Post
    Yup...my balls were like fucking beach balls (and not due to water retention either).

    On a side note, we could easily rename this forum the FUBAR and apocalypse_when forum since we seem to be the two cunts posting
    True, but 'Bollocks' is still a perfectly apt title don't you think?

    Or did you mean EADD in general?



    Anyways, I'm going to go and chill in front of some yootoob vids while I drink myself into a stupor and possibly knock one out to some BBW milf porn if I can be arsed. Sweet dreams ya cunts!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by F.U.B.A.R. View Post
    True, but 'Bollocks' is still a perfectly apt title don't you think?

    Or did you mean EADD in general?



    Anyways, I'm going to go and chill in front of some yootoob vids while I drink myself into a stupor and possibly knock one out to some BBW milf porn if I can be arsed. Sweet dreams ya cunts!!
    I meant EADD in general, although we can add LoginNotSecure and possibly Stee but that's it...

    I watch YouTube pretty much all day long at the minute....whem youre off work and recovering at home its great for killing the boredom...
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    If watching the pewtube, watch Primitive Technology: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAL...Sm8AlZyD3nQdBA
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    Quote Originally Posted by apocalypse_when View Post

    On a side note, we could easily rename this forum the FUBAR and apocalypse_when forum since we seem to be the two cunts posting
    I'm just glad you made it to page 2. It was so frustrating having to scroll up and down the page, and then look away when Shambles's bollocks appear. For a moderator he should really make use of the NSFW tags when doing that. Got the job now of trying to repress and remove those images from my mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raasyvibe View Post
    Got the job now of trying to repress and remove those images from my mind.
    You've clearly saved the image so you can spank your monkey to it, while hitting yourself with the bible. Fooling nobody pal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LoginNotSecure View Post
    If watching the pewtube, watch Primitive Technology: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAL...Sm8AlZyD3nQdBA
    Yeh, I've watched a few of those - they're brilliant.

    Quote Originally Posted by Raasyvibe View Post
    I'm just glad you made it to page 2. It was so frustrating having to scroll up and down the page, and then look away when Shambles's bollocks appear. For a moderator he should really make use of the NSFW tags when doing that. Got the job now of trying to repress and remove those images from my mind.
    That which has been seen, can never be unseen! To be fair though, we're only assuming they were Sham's bollocks - they could be anyone's. We need independent verification of this.

    Sadie?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LoginNotSecure View Post
    You've clearly saved the image so you can spank your monkey to it, while hitting yourself with the bible. Fooling nobody pal.

    lol


    How did you know? Creepy...


    Quote Originally Posted by F.U.B.A.R. View Post
    Yeh, I've watched a few of those - they're brilliant.



    That which has been seen, can never be unseen! To be fair though, we're only assuming they were Sham's bollocks - they could be anyone's. We need independent verification of this.

    Sadie?
    If he was going to upload someone else's, he wouldn't pick such a scrawny little pair
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raasyvibe View Post
    It was so frustrating having to scroll up and down the page, and then look away when Shambles's bollocks appear...
    You can't even enjoy a day at the beach without seeing my knackers these days...



    ... bollocks
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