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chinup said:
About to have some lung function tests, bit nervous about them....

@Jackal is your life one long holiday or does it just seem that way?
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Good luck with the tests

Idk about my life being one long holiday but it's not so bad
 
chinup said:
Thanks, results were actually pretty good though I'm getting referred to a physio cos I over breathe.

Getting up in the afternoon and going to bars every night is a pretty reasonable definition of holiday imo.
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Good news, hope your physio is effective for you

Yeah, I have an interest in one of the bars I spend my time in past being a drinker and also atm my better half and kids are away to visit family so I'm kinda free, plus it is a big public holiday in this country this week
 
ageingpartyfiend said:
rat wars - you're a braver man than me (not difficult but still)

I'd be outta the room rapid
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Imo, rats here seem cleaner than UK and euro sewer rats; weils disease isn't as prevalent, for example

It was hiding behind my fridge after it's initial escape and I flanked it from behind various kitchen fittings before managing to trap it in an adjacent toilet

Then, it tried to run out past me, and I somehow managed to stab it from reflex action and then put it out of it's misery quickly
 
Jackal said:
Imo, rats here seem cleaner than UK and euro sewer rats; weils disease isn't as prevalent, for example

It was hiding behind my fridge after it's initial escape and I flanked it from behind various kitchen fittings before managing to trap it in an adjacent toilet

Then, it tried to run out past me, and I somehow managed to stab it from reflex action and then put it out of it's misery quickly
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If I somehow managed to corner a rat, I'd be visualising it flying at me somehow and ripping my throat out with gleeful fervour

I think our rats have got much worse since Brexit y'know. They're all roided pumped up patriotic fuckers now and, inexplicably, all vote Tory. Grim.
 
Jackal said:
Yeah, I have an interest in one of the bars I spend my time in past being a drinker and also atm my better half and kids are away to visit family so I'm kinda free, plus it is a big public holiday in this country this week
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yeah but

I can see where @chinup is coming from...your usual (when the fam is not away even heh) appears to be a riot of lates, beer/weed/coke/hookers/motorbikes/bars etc etc so yeah, you can see the holiday feels

Also fuck off, you'll be old one day, ya life-enjoying bast ;)
 
ageingpartyfiend said:
yeah but

I can see where @chinup is coming from...your usual (when the fam is not away even heh) appears to be a riot of lates, beer/weed/coke/hookers/motorbikes/bars etc etc so yeah, you can see the holiday feels

Also fuck off, you'll be old one day, ya life-enjoying bast ;)
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Not incorrect


However, I definitely accentuate the positives and often ignore the negative, not just as a poster here, but IRL too

It's both one of my strengths and weaknesses

Anyhow, I'm smashed on beer, weed, oil and whisky at this hour - but maybe more whene8i wake up lol
 
Hi Bluelight.

I am so god damn stoned. Had a feast of spliffs with a side of Oxy and a sprinkle of Pregabalin. A meal fit for a king.
 
Drank a whiskey or two more than was absolutely necessary last night

Are bangers and mash for brunch, smoked a cigarette afterwards

Immediately projectile vomited in my living room. Casually opened the door and called my dogs inside to clean it up
 
ageingpartyfiend said:
If I somehow managed to corner a rat, I'd be visualising it flying at me somehow and ripping my throat out with gleeful fervour

I think our rats have got much worse since Brexit y'know. They're all roided pumped up patriotic fuckers now and, inexplicably, all vote Tory. Grim.
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It's a myth that cornered rats go for your throat. They just get so scared that they will get past you in any way possible. Their eyesight isn't brilliant so they go for where the light is brightest. The thinnest part of your body is your neck so that's where they detect the most light. They also tend to run between your legs, but it doesn't mean they want your bollocks.

But rats have definitely become more of a pain in the arse since lockdown. The closure of pubs, restaurants and fast food outlets meant that they had to start foraging further afield and with the empty streets their migrations went unhindered. I've never known so many domestic rat problems before. They've become bolder, they're after your homes, after your food and are coming for you!

Beware Rattus norvegicus... ;)


(But definitely never pick a live rat up by its tail, it will fuckin bite you and those teeth cut to the bone...)
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
It's a myth that cornered rats go for your throat.

(But definitely never pick a live rat up by its tail, it will fuckin bite you and those teeth cut to the bone...)
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I know tis a myth, yet am still not thrilled with the encounter thought...and rest assured there'll be no picking up of any rat by the tail dead or alive(or by anywhere else) .I like them in theory but not in practice.

I had rats in house many years ago...I kinda refused to believe it as too horrific...they used to BANG around in the night, very loud! My denial ended abruptly when two of the (massive ) fuckers ran vertically down the kitchen wall, I nearly threw up on the spot, aaagh

Have had to shovel a couple of their corpses a few times (thanks cats you mf's) and that was bad enough
 
Having spent the last 7 years of my life killing the fuckers, I now really want some pet rats. They are incredibly intelligent and are actually quite clean animals - they're constantly grooming themselves. It's a shame the wild ones are associated with disease, but that's mainly because they are forced to skulk around in sewers - which are full of OUR shit. So not really their fault...
 
Fuck me! I've just had a visit from the weed fairy. I crashed out on the sofa in an alcohol induced stupor then woke up not long ago to find a couple of nuggets next to my baccy.

Perhaps there is a god?
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Having spent the last 7 years of my life killing the fuckers, I now really want some pet rats. They are incredibly intelligent and are actually quite clean animals - they're constantly grooming themselves. It's a shame the wild ones are associated with disease, but that's mainly because they are forced to skulk around in sewers - which are full of OUR shit. So not really their fault...
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How can they be clean if they have zero control of their bladder and literally piss everywhere.
 
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