Last night I was with a coworker and my girl. My coworker pulled a coyote ugly move and poured water on himself and starting dancing with these dope forearm tattoos that he doesn't have. My girl was really impressed. Then this high school hoe shamed me on FB for an unrelated reason. I felt so bad. Everyone thought I was an asshole. So me my girl and coworker went to the zoo to release rare monkeys. I told the high school hoe about it on FB and everyones like okay word he's cool.
Movings this here.
It's 3am just had another strange dream.
I was eating blueberries. They were perfect not too big and soggy. I was in a writing competition at high school and was like middle of the pack, slacking, and mostly just wanted more blueberries. So I left and went downtown, and along the way my dad said he was coming over my place. So I tried to find the blueberries faster.. I ended up at my schoolmates house. His dad coached the red sox when I was in elementary school. His mom was real hot.. trophy wife. I walked by his mom and dad and went straight to their outdoor pool. I was doing flips n stuff trying to record myself on my phone.. one time I forgot to throw my phone on the side of the pool before jumping in and it fell in the water. Didn't break, so it was real water proof. Ok so Dana's house was the last (and only) house I remember going to. I needed to hurry home, but stopped at Papa Gino's with my girlfriend who literally comes out of nowhere. Not sure if she was at the restaurant already, or what, but we got 2 huge things of bread sticks for $1 each. I sorta wanted blueberries though but whatever I got food and my dad was there in line behind us... Totally oblivious to me, and with some weird kid my age with long "emo" hair. So I rushed home, and then I woke up