A funny
@Keif' Richards story from the ol' vault of things I wish to forget. I'm 32 years old now, an old-timer. I was once young though.
Once when I was 18 or perhaps 19 I was still living with my parents for my first year of college. I had taken a lot of Dextroamphetamine (Dexedrine) capsules, as I told myself I would sit down to right a History-department-grade research paper in about 8 hours with no prior work.
I ended up going pretty insane on pornography like 30 minutes into writing the paper. I remember typing "the effects of Mesopotamian art..." and I was distracted by the abstract figures carrying the vessels over their heads and everything went to hell.
I watched so much porn that after several hours I was convinced I had seen all I could ever want to see without paying. I was also in the early throes of a powerful Heroin addiction and never had a spare dollar and no bank account. I ended up taking my mom's debit card from her purse to sign up for a 1$ free trial for 48 hours. I assumed I could get my fill and mother would see the $1 charge as not a big deal and just let it go. That's not what happened.
First off, you don't even get full access. It was a waste. I cancelled it. The next day, as I was coming off of my speed bender, I hear my mom going "what the fuck" to my dad regarding two separate 40$ charges made to her account by pornhub. I basically had to go in front of my two brothers, mother and father and admit that I was a filthy person, so dedicated to jacking off that I couldn't even wait until I had my own dollar to contribute.
It was a difficult experience for the family. I don't trust Pornhub now
