Are permanent penis growth pills from pornhub ads real? Do they really exist?

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I always seen these ads in pornhub

"Grow your penis permanently by 3 inches, order our pills today "

And they show a picture with a guy with a huge penis LOL.

Are they real? Are they approved by the FDE?

if they are real, what would happen if some idiot tries to take 10X the required amount? Would his penis growth looooooooong as can be?

Seriously i need some answers lol
 

Phobos

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I always seen these ads in pornhub

"Grow your penis permanently by 3 inches, order our pills today "

And they show a picture with a guy with a huge penis LOL.

Are they real? Are they approved by the FDE?

if they are real, what would happen if some idiot tries to take 10X the required amount? Would his penis growth looooooooong as can be?

Seriously i need some answers lol

Those pills are very effective at growing the bank account of whoever placed the ads.
Won't do anything for your dick.
 

Bigsmoke420

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I always seen these ads in pornhub

"Grow your penis permanently by 3 inches, order our pills today "

And they show a picture with a guy with a huge penis LOL.

Are they real? Are they approved by the FDE?

if they are real, what would happen if some idiot tries to take 10X the required amount? Would his penis growth looooooooong as can be?

Seriously i need some answers lol
Imagine if it’s a meme and you take them, and your penis shrinks by 3 inches :D
 

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They work, but what they fail to mention is that you grow a 3 inch penis out of your forehead. This indeed adding 3 inches to your total penis length, which makes the ads technically true but rather dishonest.

On the plus side, whenever someone says "what's a dick for", you can point to your forehead.

It also makes women a lot more likely to sit on your face.
 

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They only made mine smaller. It says right on the side "Not for use by Jews". I assumed it was just some kind of vague anti-semitism, like "they're so good at everything already, we can't allow them to have bigger dicks". It was actually a more genetic issue. Now I have what my doctor refers to as "invisible penis syndrome". He laughs every time he says it and his laughter is my sorrow :(
 

Maggawyld

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I mean, I wouldn't trust anything that comes in an ad on a porn website, to be honest. It's like those 2 miles away chicks that await to get some.
 

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I'm afraid that whatever your genetics have done, growth wise, is all you're getting. Did once read that human growth hormone wotks, but the very modest increase is offset by the fact that you end up looking like Lurch, from the Adams Family - not exactly a fair trade!!
 

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I always seen these ads in pornhub

"Grow your penis permanently by 3 inches, order our pills today "

And they show a picture with a guy with a huge penis LOL.

Are they real? Are they approved by the FDE?

if they are real, what would happen if some idiot tries to take 10X the required amount? Would his penis growth looooooooong as can be?

Seriously i need some answers lol
Lol no, those pills are all bullshit. All those pictures of porn guys dicks are taken at particular angles to make them look even bigger. They aren’t even that big in person. But the pills are definite bullshit, don’t waste your money. My expertise? I’m a porn star 😉
 

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Are they real? Are they approved by the FDE?
Yes. The FDE approves. @focusedfucker Dicksize Exponentiated approves. And so do I.

And if you feel I’m being a little cold, Krokodil is the thing to do! It’s like good drugs, except it’s not.

(Don’t take penis pills. There is some testimony to actual pumps and stretching methods having some effect, but even that’s pretty sketchy info to verify. I doubt anything works except keep a slim figure to maximize whatever you’ve got and learn to use it. And other parts of your body. It’s not all dick sizing in bed, at all)
 

yotaua

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I don't know if there have been any studies on them, but permanent growth seems fairly implausible. You'd probably need HGH to get it to grow properly.

Keep in mind that enlargment surgery is a thing, if there was a pill that could safely be sold OTC to give a noticeable permanent increase, especially on the claimed timescales of a few days to a couple of weeks, those surgeries would basically stop overnight.

Affecting circulation enough for a small temporary increase is at least at the edge of plausibility, but the extra strain this would put on everything honestly would scare me even if I wasn't planning on getting rid of it anyways.

I've heard of people attaching weights that stretch it out, this seems more plausible if you really want to try a nonsurgical approach. Just do your research first, too much weight could cause a lot of damage and you might not notice it immediately. Pumps might work too if carefully used. But I would never consider a pill for this sort of thing that hasn't been through proper clinical trials.
 
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