💀 THE ABYSS™ 💀 Chapter VII: Just Another Dick in the Lawl

[mal3volent]

Welcome to THE ABYSS™ Chapter VII
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Table of Contents:
Chapter I: The Abyss (Open 24hrs)
Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !
Chapter III: The End Times ³
Chapter IV: The Dying of the Light
Chapter V: Another Night in The Shit Abyss
Chapter VI: Six 6

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[ions]

No one escapes from alcatraz.

 

[D's]

we don't need no masturbation

 

[deficiT]

All in all you're just a
Nother dick with no balls

 

[SKL]

we don't need no masturbation

We don't need no cock control
No porno viewing on your laptop
Kiddo leave that porn alone

 

[deficiT]

we don't need no masturbation

Sorry, happening anyway

 

[ions]

Don't be jerks....
Just call me Steve Jerkel.

 

[deficiT]

Don't be jerks....
Just call me Steve Jerkel.

I be lurking
Ladies call me Steve Lurkle

 

[deficiT]

I like to smoke pcp and cannibalize women

They call me Big Lurchle

 

[Snafu in the Void]

I'm having one of those days with extreme self loathing. Can someone fly to NC and give me a hug ? I really need a hug.

Or drugs that would help too.

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

I'm having one of those days with extreme self loathing. Can someone fly to NC and give me a hug ? I really need a hug.

Or drugs that would help too.

u shouldn't have spent ur money on stupid shit like electricity, food and that type of nonsense. it's ur own fault.

 

[Snafu in the Void]

u shouldn't have spent ur money on stupid shit like electricity, food and that type of nonsense. it's ur own fault.

dude I kick my own ass every day for being alive, I'm a walking mistake

By all accounts I shouldn't even exist

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

dude I kick my own ass every day for being alive, I'm a walking mistake

By all accounts I shouldn't even exist

there's no problem TOO BIG 4 drugs

 

[✿Dai₷y✿]

Balls are not meant to taste like coriander.

 

[Bella Figura]

You mean I've been seasoning my balls wrong all these years? oh noes!

 

[✿Dai₷y✿]

I could be wrong, dont take my word for it.

 

[Snafu in the Void]

Mine taste like scrambled eggs

 

[Bella Figura]

I'm taking both of your words for it.

 

[✿Dai₷y✿]

Wish @Noodle were around.

Great. Clingy for someone I never really talk to, how lame.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Mother do you think I'll drop me guts...