💀 THE ABYSS™ 💀 Chapter VIII: The Portal to Infinity

[BK38]

Welcome to THE ABYSS™ Chapter VIII

Table of Contents:
Chapter I: The Abyss (Open 24hrs)
Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !
Chapter III: The End Times ³
Chapter IV: The Dying of the Light
Chapter V: Another Night in The Shit Abyss
Chapter VI: Six 6
Chapter VII: Just Another Dick in the Lawl

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[Joey]

Tell us who your dad sells to.

 

[BK38]

Tell us who your dad sells to.

No, you're not my real Dad.

 

[Snafu in the Void]

I forgot what I was saying... goodnight

 

[Joey]

No, you're not my real Dad.

Your mom told me to tell you she already knows. So if you just tell the truth, she will make it easier on you.

 

[MydriHaze]

I have the feeling that it's gonna be THE thread! Chapter VII was babyshit homies, this is gonna be so dooooooope!!!!

To clarify:

 

[Jabberwocky]

I forgot what I was saying... goodnight

You keep forgetting you’ve said goodnight.

 

[Bella Figura]

I dreamt a British TV scientist called Brian COX tried to give me a blowjob at a Madonna concert.

I wasn't into it.

 

[w01fg4ng]

Madonna is my queen! Don't you talk bad about her!

 

[Bella Figura]

It was nice to leave the house I guess.

 

[w01fg4ng]

Where's @MsDiz and @Xorkoth?


We need their approval for everything we say.

 

[Bella Figura]

Aqua says it best

 

[Joey]

mom's lie everyday dummy

No!!!

 

[Jabberwocky]

Hi buddies!
I'm enjoying summer, I'll be having My birthday in couple days.
It's beatiful Day, super hot all The Time.
I'm at a forest where there's a big Lake. I just came from swimming.
I'm doing good, My Life has gotten Pretty good.
Here is a summer pic! Cya you fuckheads

https://imgur.com/a/xf85tTO

 

[Snafu in the Void]

I dreamt a British TV scientist called Brian COX tried to give me a blowjob at a Madonna concert.

I wasn't into it.

yeah that dude is smart but also has a bit of a creepy alien vibe

i'd probably slap his mouth away from my dick too

tell him to go do maths or some shit

 

[Snafu in the Void]

I woke up and just realized that I'm probably the only being in the entire universe that cares about my penis :'(

 

[Jabberwocky]

I woke up and just realized that I'm probably the only being in the entire universe that cares about my penis :'(

I care about your dick.
Without it there would not be anything small enough to Make me feel good about My dick.

 

[Snafu in the Void]

The people who vehemently claim their right NOT to have a vaccine injected into their body (my body my choice) will also go around telling people they aren't allowed consent to injecting things they want into their own body.... (their body my choice)

oh the hypocrisy...

 

[ions]

Can we make this chapter of the abyss chapter hate hate hate.

 

[BK38]

Can we make this chapter of the abyss chapter hate hate hate.

no