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Nutty Day 74 of NoFap (I've unlocked so much potential)

ibtisam midlet

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Day 74 of no fap
As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me.
Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike.
I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 "nanoseconds" later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes , destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY . As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth .
As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place.
You’re welcome gentlemen
 

ions

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A month ago I went 17 days or so. As much as 21. It's when I feel the animal inside.

When I can, it's usually 2-4 days.

Some sort of narrative. No Chads. We don't need them here.
 
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A month ago I went 17 days or so. As much as 21. It's when I feel the animal inside.
Yeah; that’s too long dude. If you go to those extremes you develop something called “creamy quinoa”, which is a definition I defined and was approved by the great folks at Urban Dictionary.

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plumbus-nine

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I no fapped for months out of plain erased libido due to drug use. It clears your mind, indeed. I'm not an incel though, this is my second serious relationship but I can't fuck her out of two reasins - for once it's more of a weird agreement which won't last on end, sth which usually more women do I guess, about money and stuff. And the drugs took my libido away. With testosterone supplementation + stim it came back briefly but was gone as soon as the effects were over. I need supplement T but it's expensive, as in more than a laptop a year expensive.
 

December Flower

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it's when you're getting head, and you punch them in the face. Like something that might happen in Tokyo on a Tuesday.
What would happen in Tokyo on a Tuesday is more like "Old creepy dude reading the newspaper in a park, while actually masturbating behind the cover, stands up and shoots some random chick nearby in the face" - Have you seen Japanese people, why would they punch anyone?
Punch in the face is more like a "Russian Alarmclock" or "Murican Thank You"

It's like the guy who coined "Practice makes perfect" - that makes 0 sense, all practice does is help you get a little better every time.
 

ibtisam midlet

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Pics or it didn't happen
results talk baby =D
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