Gibberings ver. CCXVIII - Itsanewdawnitsanewdayitsanewsiteformeyeah....

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I watched this 'disabled' woman push her mobility scooter up the street for quite a distance today. I can only presume the battery had died.

Don't want to sound a cunt, but if she did this a little more often, she wouldn't need a fuckin mobility scooter surely?

Obeseicles, a fat cunts bike.

 

[Jackal]

I've found it to be a myth that you shouldn't reheat rice.

well, I don't seem to be poisoned!

 

[Jackal]

Treated myself a a $10 lock pick set for my birthday

This is because I have been watching The Lock Picking Lawyer on YouTube far too often over the past years and he inspired me to go to my shed and pick a few old locks with improvised tools

I remember as a small child i was able to rake the crappy union padlocks that were used in schools and on toolboxes etc, and also knew where to bang them to make them open, so I guess even if I get sick of these picks I can give them to my 9 year old so he can practice some life skills

 

[Arnold]

Treated myself a a $10 lock pick set for my birthday

This is because I have been watching The Lock Picking Lawyer on YouTube far too often over the past years and he inspired me to go to my shed and pick a few old locks with improvised tools

I remember as a small child i was able to rake the crappy union padlocks that were used in schools and on toolboxes etc, and also knew where to bang them to make them open, so I guess even if I get sick of these picks I can give them to my 9 year old so he can practice some life skills

I've got a set of them cheap crap one's too. You will soon start making your own lock picks.

 

[Jackal]

I really love that Facebook has been hacked for ages, globally

Viva!

 

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I really love that Facebook has been hacked for ages, globally

Viva!

Shhhh! It wasn’t a hack, it was a hardware malfunction.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Fuckin 6 hours offline and half the world goes into meltdown?


What have we become

 

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Fuckin 6 hours offline and half the world goes into meltdown?


What have we become

Self entitled wankers. And what of it, sir!

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I'm still waiting for my kids to come to this realisation...

Teenager has devastating realisation she will one day be middle-aged prick

A TEENAGE girl is reeling from the bombshell that she will get old and become an arsehole just like her parents.

www.thedailymash.co.uk

 

[Jackal]

I've got a set of them cheap crap one's too. You will soon start making your own lock picks.

Possible, but I did do enough checking of various crap brands and believe I have one of the better variants

Still has to arrive from China, and given the absolute state of the postal service here that is not a given!

 

[Arnold]

Don't you just love it when two cats take over 2/3's of your bed and you're left with the remaining 1/3.
It's a double sized bed btw but still.

A normal person would kick them off the bed.
I just love fucking pussy on my bed.

It just explains the last 7 days of night rest when you add the bit that at 6am they want food and petting.

 

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@Arnold that bed and in fact your whole house belongs to the cats. you should be grateful that they let you use it at all!!

 

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If the mrs cat even tries to get into my bedroom, it’s getting punted into next week.

 

[Inso]

Greetings from Bristoldam. Stayed a night for an appointment here. Love the city, especially their legalisation of cannabis usage.

Before I left my stepmum handed me a whole box of Oxynorm cos I was in a lot of pain the last couple weeks. Definitely taking for pain, not for enjoyment doctor

 

[Jackal]

A friend is seriously grinding my gears

Small town shenanigans

 

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If the mrs cat even tries to get into my bedroom, it’s getting punted into next week.

that's a dumpable offence.

 

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If the mrs cat even tries to get into my bedroom, it’s getting punted into next week.

that's a dumpable offence.

 

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that's a dumpable offence.

So is double posting.

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

Fuckin 6 hours offline and half the world goes into meltdown?

Don't you just love it when two cats take over 2/3's of your bed and you're left with the remaining 1/3.
It's a double sized bed btw but still.

A normal person would kick them off the bed.
I just love fucking pussy on my bed.

It just explains the last 7 days of night rest when you add the bit that at 6am they want food and petting.

Relate. One of mine manipulates into somehow taking up most of a double bed, it's just one of the feline species many superpowers.

that's a dumpable offence.

In my house it would be capital punishment worthy, if you having a lucky day

 

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@F.U.B.A.R. better not spill the antifreeze.