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Jackal

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yeah but

I can see where @chinup is coming from...your usual (when the fam is not away even heh) appears to be a riot of lates, beer/weed/coke/hookers/motorbikes/bars etc etc so yeah, you can see the holiday feels

Also fuck off, you'll be old one day, ya life-enjoying bast ;)
Not incorrect


However, I definitely accentuate the positives and often ignore the negative, not just as a poster here, but IRL too

It's both one of my strengths and weaknesses

Anyhow, I'm smashed on beer, weed, oil and whisky at this hour - but maybe more whene8i wake up lol
 

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If I somehow managed to corner a rat, I'd be visualising it flying at me somehow and ripping my throat out with gleeful fervour

I think our rats have got much worse since Brexit y'know. They're all roided pumped up patriotic fuckers now and, inexplicably, all vote Tory. Grim.
thats a whole movie rotfdl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 

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Hi Bluelight.

I am so god damn stoned. Had a feast of spliffs with a side of Oxy and a sprinkle of Pregabalin. A meal fit for a king.
 

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Drank a whiskey or two more than was absolutely necessary last night

Are bangers and mash for brunch, smoked a cigarette afterwards

Immediately projectile vomited in my living room. Casually opened the door and called my dogs inside to clean it up
 

F.U.B.A.R.

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If I somehow managed to corner a rat, I'd be visualising it flying at me somehow and ripping my throat out with gleeful fervour

I think our rats have got much worse since Brexit y'know. They're all roided pumped up patriotic fuckers now and, inexplicably, all vote Tory. Grim.

It's a myth that cornered rats go for your throat. They just get so scared that they will get past you in any way possible. Their eyesight isn't brilliant so they go for where the light is brightest. The thinnest part of your body is your neck so that's where they detect the most light. They also tend to run between your legs, but it doesn't mean they want your bollocks.

But rats have definitely become more of a pain in the arse since lockdown. The closure of pubs, restaurants and fast food outlets meant that they had to start foraging further afield and with the empty streets their migrations went unhindered. I've never known so many domestic rat problems before. They've become bolder, they're after your homes, after your food and are coming for you!

Beware Rattus norvegicus... ;)


(But definitely never pick a live rat up by its tail, it will fuckin bite you and those teeth cut to the bone...)
 

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It's a myth that cornered rats go for your throat.

(But definitely never pick a live rat up by its tail, it will fuckin bite you and those teeth cut to the bone...)
I know tis a myth, yet am still not thrilled with the encounter thought...and rest assured there'll be no picking up of any rat by the tail dead or alive(or by anywhere else) .I like them in theory but not in practice.

I had rats in house many years ago...I kinda refused to believe it as too horrific...they used to BANG around in the night, very loud! My denial ended abruptly when two of the (massive ) fuckers ran vertically down the kitchen wall, I nearly threw up on the spot, aaagh

Have had to shovel a couple of their corpses a few times (thanks cats you mf's) and that was bad enough
 

F.U.B.A.R.

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Having spent the last 7 years of my life killing the fuckers, I now really want some pet rats. They are incredibly intelligent and are actually quite clean animals - they're constantly grooming themselves. It's a shame the wild ones are associated with disease, but that's mainly because they are forced to skulk around in sewers - which are full of OUR shit. So not really their fault...
 

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Fuck me! I've just had a visit from the weed fairy. I crashed out on the sofa in an alcohol induced stupor then woke up not long ago to find a couple of nuggets next to my baccy.

Perhaps there is a god?
 

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Having spent the last 7 years of my life killing the fuckers, I now really want some pet rats. They are incredibly intelligent and are actually quite clean animals - they're constantly grooming themselves. It's a shame the wild ones are associated with disease, but that's mainly because they are forced to skulk around in sewers - which are full of OUR shit. So not really their fault...
How can they be clean if they have zero control of their bladder and literally piss everywhere.
 

F.U.B.A.R.

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How can they be clean if they have zero control of their bladder and literally piss everywhere.

I could say that about many humans 😀


Perhaps I should have said 'relatively clean', but at least they're not doubly incontinent like mice.
 

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Fuck me! I've just had a visit from the weed fairy. I crashed out on the sofa in an alcohol induced stupor then woke up not long ago to find a couple of nuggets next to my baccy.

Perhaps there is a god?

Mystery solved.

Apparently I badgered my son last night for a couple of spliffs worth and told him I'd give him a tenner today. Little twat held me to my promise.

What really takes the piss is that by the time he gave it to me, I was spark out...
 

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someone died from, i think, weils disease (it was definitely something from rats urine) when my cousin was doing his marine training. cos obviously their doctors told him he had a cold and to stop being a pussy so they left treatment too late.

when my cousin was then doing the final physical part of the selection for the SBS, which involves survival in the jungle, the only thing he was told not to eat was rats. due to the diseases they are carrying. last i checked there's no sewers in the jungles of belize.

rats are gross. but i still felt sorry for them when i had to analyse data collected from experiments on them. they don't deserve that.
 

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Rice paddy rat is a delicacy in some parts of the world, including here, where the above is shot

Issues arise when unscrupulous folk catch the city sewer rats at night and they are sent somewhere else and sold for human consumption as rice field rat
 

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Rats do live in the jungle and thrive. Most palm tree plantations throw huge numbers of snakes into them so they eat the rats.
oh yeah for sure, the sewer reference was just cos @F.U.B.A.R. was saying that is why they have a bad reputation. but that does not apply to the rats my cousin was presumably being advised not to eat as there were no sewers around.

dunno about what @Jackal's posted but i suspect that a large proportion of microbes are killed in a deep fryer, but they don't include those in the equipment for sbs candidates.
 
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