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Gibberings ver. CCXVIII - Itsanewdawnitsanewdayitsanewsiteformeyeah....

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God has loads to answer for but crack mixed with porn will really take him some explaining.
Pissing on my balls blues 😥
 
Come man crack and porn is short lived unless you are blowing a lot of them € notes. Even with cola with good quality, I just don't have that pull that I have with you know what ;)

This summer I had no health pass so my holiday was alpha-php, pv8 and 4-FMA with the computer on with vlc playing full screen, QuickTime player on small over the vlc, one tablet and one smartphone all with porn.
 
I was replying to LoginNotSecure. "Not for me. If I wanted to blow that kind of money, it would involve some End of real quote: " nice pervetrin in shards, Prague''s finest and the hottest girls/women in a Privaat. 2500/3000 krones an hour or if you pay in euros for 300 to 400 you get a hotel delivery and she stays until morning.

I had a lot US dollars on me as I'd worked in NY just a few years earlier, I paid both speed (the stuff in rocks like in England but with actual amphetamine in it, shards and sex workers (I have promised I would be politically correct) in $ and €.
They accept all major currencies, except in the tourist traps.

Travel tip: iif you find yourself in Praha, go to main place in front of the train station. If you have your back to train station then keep left. Take the third or the fourth, can't remember precisely, road on the left.

In front of the massive touristy brothel, the one that is expensive to get in but has up to 100 girls dancing and chatting with my countrymen, as we are an overepresented demographic in such establiishments.

The place although a tourist trap is worth going, but room rental is overpriced as are drinks, only get one beer while watching the girls dance while you make a choice. Great 28 year old I found there, not too old but healthy and as attractive as a woman can be, I can't believe I have forgotten her name. I mean obviously it would have been a fake nane but she was the first Czech woman I had physical contact with after being obsessed by Czech audition and outdoor porn, even though I ended up paying six thousand krones as I gave her double her asking price...
Barfines and any extra are outrageously expensive but you only live once. Pay for your beer right away even if they insist you pay later and ask for a receipt. Keep the bill. Do not allow them to open a tab for you. Pay as you go the 20 euro beers. As I said it is a tourist trap but it's worth going there once, the first day.

While she was sucking me off, the E that the cousin of the fella I had bought a 0.2 of meth from had given me for free to try out as it was a new batch he had just received, started to kick in, plus I had already hit the glass dick before so was already somewhat shrank. Anyway I paid the poor lassie twice the 3000 krones she had asked me.

It took her a lot of ghghghghghghgg to make me hard and once inside doggy (in the correct hole, I do not practice sodomy) we had to stop every five minutes as the condom would keep on coming off. Annoying side effects but I actually managed to finish. Amazingly.

Anyway go to the Irish pub, the second one on the right pavement coming from the main square...I cannot tell more otherwise it could be seen as sourcing, the owner of the pub is a very cool guy from Afghanistan, if you go downstairs to the toilet bring your beer with you.
By 6pm you will find a few Tunisian gentlemen, one of them had lived in my country for ten years before moving to Prague, he spoke perfect Italian, his boss is this fella with an hawayan shirt open all sweaty as he shakes your hand.

They were all francophone and I speak perfect French, given half my family lives in Paris, I can also speak a few words of Arabic if I want to since I'm Palestinian on me ma's side, was born in Syria, my grandparents had to flee Haifa in 1948 and so they ended up in Damascus. They are Christians from the Levant so they had to flee Syria in the past decade. I already had family all around the world now our clan spans from Southern California to Paris, Beirut, Abu Dhabi (fucking hate that place)

Anyway those wise guys from the pub can show the proper bordells, called Privaat, as they are very clean and well priced...you are made to wait in a room, do NOT get undressed yet, the madam will introduce you to the girls. 7 or 8 or 6 depending on what time of the day it is, one hotter than the other.

Those places usually have a pink or red piece of paper instead of a name on the buzzer downstairs, so you can't ring the bell of some skinhead or old lady by mistake. They are open 24 hours a day, although quality decreases in the early am.

In the afternoon it's the best time, first quality, less chances of you having yet consumed so much meth that you can't perform, if you were tweaking the night before chances are the artillery is operational again so do not miss the chance.

Or you could go to Berlin. Artemis Bordell in Charlottenburg, in West Berlin. Amazing place, 80 euros to get in but you have a safe to keep your money, wallet, etc...they give you a clean bathrobe to explore the different floors, you have a changing room and locker for your clothes, a magnetic bracelet to open your safe and to lock it.

120 an hour or you can have quick suck&fuck for 60, if you want to try nationalities you have never had contact before, like Mia from Latvia. Outstanding 9/10 and I am NOT generous with my grades, one of the hottest pros I have ever encountered and I'm a seasoned "puttaniere", Mia from Hungary, also 9/10. Ellie from Romania, natural red haired, perfect body and face.
They all had perfect bodies and face, they are also very friendly, as Artemis for a sex worker is like Real Madrid for a footballer.

I've met girls in other Berlin bordells who when you mention Artemis get all offended as they didn't make the grade. They also have a ZERO tolerance for drug use so the girls are clean.

If you want a more intimate atmosphere, old fashioned bordell with a former pro as madam, her aassistant is hot as hell but she only takes the admission money and serves the drinks.
In that place you have to buy the girls a 15 euro glass of cheap champagne, but not all of them drink. Maria is the best one, looks much better than in the photos they put on their website.

I hope I could be of help. Oh if you pass by Faro, in Algarve, there's a Brazilian called Nanda, amazing beauty and we actually are friends, we go to the beach toghether or on day trips. I don't pay her anymore, met her 2016 and that summer I stayed four weeks in Faro, and in 2017 I stayed from late July until mid September. Also went back there in April 2019 but Escort Algarve had diminished quality. Don't get me wrong this Sol Furtado as she wanted to be called had very nice tits, perfect ass, decent face but she had braces.
She was paying for her marine biology degree. Also very friendly, not as perfect as Nanda, she compensated by staying over time, drinking coffee with me in the city center, as the only other people I know are either language teachers or dealers, in the summer you meet tourist girls and fellow language students but not off season.
 
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Good to see you back Kenny.

Do you still go pistol shooting?
 
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what do you mean by defective?
where do i start.... he's just not very intelligent and he's overly coddled (my fault completely). i've just moved house and while my other cat was chill as fuck about it cos she's moved loads, he hid in his basket for 4 hours. and the next day in my wardrobe for 5 hours. i spent £50 on cat calming shit in the pet shop for him cos i felt so bad.

when he first started learning the cat flap, he learned how to get in through it straight away. he wouldn't go out through it for months. he was fine going out if i opened the door the cat flap was in. he is now relearning the cat flap all over just cos its a new one.

he pees in the hall and even sometimes poos.

he squeaks at night.

he gets spooked by the slightest thing.

compared to my other cat and all the cats i had growing up, he's just a bit less functional. except when it comes to hunting. he will catch rats and pigeons. don't get me wrong, i love him to absolute bits, i've been cuddling him the past hour and a half in fact, but he's an annoying little fucker and a bit of a handful.
 
where do i start.... he's just not very intelligent and he's overly coddled (my fault completely). i've just moved house and while my other cat was chill as fuck about it cos she's moved loads, he hid in his basket for 4 hours. and the next day in my wardrobe for 5 hours. i spent £50 on cat calming shit in the pet shop for him cos i felt so bad.

when he first started learning the cat flap, he learned how to get in through it straight away. he wouldn't go out through it for months. he was fine going out if i opened the door the cat flap was in. he is now relearning the cat flap all over just cos its a new one.

he pees in the hall and even sometimes poos.

he squeaks at night.

he gets spooked by the slightest thing.

compared to my other cat and all the cats i had growing up, he's just a bit less functional. except when it comes to hunting. he will catch rats and pigeons. don't get me wrong, i love him to absolute bits, i've been cuddling him the past hour and a half in fact, but he's an annoying little fucker and a bit of a handful.
sounds like smudge my old cat smudge could do real damage his claws were the sharpest and most painful I've ever felt and all he did was to out all the time fighting with other cats and you would just here then going at it all night I can laugh about it now but it did get annoying sadly when we moved and let him out we never seen him again but he's a tough cat so I knows he out there somewhere he was dopey though lol to the point you just felt sorry for him sometimes but all that cat did was go out for days come in eat go sleep eat and repeat and I know all make cats do this but he literally did nothing else and he was built like a tank I should of called him rocky instead I'll see if I can find a photo to show you

your cat sounds next level though don't know what to suggest but maybe a lot of it is just the way he is just tell him off verbally when he does something he shouldn't and hopefully he will fall in line
 
owwww smudge sounds amazing!! what a little character. they are little people.

and yeah wolfie is next level. but he's hilarious even when he's exasperating.
 
Got this today out of the cash I got for my birthday & it's honestly so good. I had a sample of "proper" grain mash moonshine too but it was horrific, it was only 50%abv / 100 proof but I hated it.

This is 25%abv / 50 proof but it's so smooth & the Toffee tone to it really sets it off against the raw mash in it. They have several others flavoured ones which I'd be quite happy to drink also.

This would make a great Xmas gift for someone & they will be very happy with it I promise you.



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The fact they are dancing to a hillbillies anthem about illegal alcohol outside a church sets this off for me 🤣🤣🤣❤️

 
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