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Gibberings ver. CCXVIII - Itsanewdawnitsanewdayitsanewsiteformeyeah....

chinup

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This place is so different now, it makes me sad. Feels like a shadow of its former self, what happened to everyone? Me included, i just kinda drifted away from online, and never really use forums/social media anymore as it just messes your head up imo.
lotta people died. lotta people got on with their lives.

we are working to increase traffic but google fucking us over didn't help. moaning about the old days probably doesn't help newcomers engage either.

anyway, i came in here to say RIP Thich Nhat Hanh, may you be free from suffering.

this is the emptiest i've ever felt about the death of someone i've never met. i've read a few of his books and inspirational and other such tired cliches just can't cut it.
 

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This place is so different now, it makes me sad. Feels like a shadow of its former self, what happened to everyone? Me included, i just kinda drifted away from online, and never really use forums/social media anymore as it just messes your head up imo.

I don't use social media, but I still love posting here.

That said I do have a kind of weird psychological burnout that hits me on bluelight, so I tend to come and go. I think I'm just a mystery, an enigma or something cool like that, though.

BTW my BL burnout isn't anything particular, nothing triggers it. Just a kind of weird mind thing where I seem to disappear and don't feel into posting.
 

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lotta people died. lotta people got on with their lives.

we are working to increase traffic but google fucking us over didn't help. moaning about the old days probably doesn't help newcomers engage either.

anyway, i came in here to say RIP Thich Nhat Hanh, may you be free from suffering.

this is the emptiest i've ever felt about the death of someone i've never met. i've read a few of his books and inspirational and other such tired cliches just can't cut it.

Im sorry to hear that. RIP indeed. <3

I've lost four (before their time), people I knew in my relatively young life, and sadly three were bluelighters I'd met, and one I knew closely via BL who introduced me to a whole new world. I know he would still be posting, and I have that same ideal about bluelight. It just makes me want to stick around more. <3

BL 4eva
 

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This is funny as hell if people like to see some oldschool trolling and absolute premium banter.

TLDR: Youtube guy tries to oust other youtube guy with documentary, so they prep, record their own, and absolutely troll him into submission. Utter role reversal. Just watch the first five minutes and tell me that list of ideas isn't absolute quality.

Idubbz Gaslighting Blueprint:
The Blueprint, as described by Sam Hyde in the video, consisted of mostly suggestions and ideas that they planned and spent money on. Going down the Blueprint in the video, Sam Hyde gives additional context for items off the list, such as showing iDubbbz Pokemon cards and pretending like it's a new form of crypto or having the security guard, Weckful, give iDubbbz a pat-down claiming they were cyber attacked earlier in the day. The list goes on with multiple outlandish things resembling sketch comedy, although a few were actually played out.

List:
Stuff to Buy

Expensive alcohol
Lots of alcohol
Bunch of pokemon cards (try to tell him what pokemon is as if its some new thing like crypto)
Buying parakeets from Petco

Wait for the birds to stop chirping to record rap music
Put cream soda in water bowl

Fill fridge with unbagged meat. Keep drinks in the fridge. Meat trap
Need like 10k cash to buy scratch tickets etc.
Quarter pound of weed
Empty litterbox
A bunch of dead wasps
Lean
Enough vapes for everybody to be doing it constantly
Fill empty mouth wash bottles with blue gatorade
Keg
Derek jeter fathead

Rapping

Record a lot of bad rap music

Stage fight where sam re-records breaths, insists the autotune is in the wrong key

One of us says “we need to be about what we rap” implying that we should rob someone
Detailed story about how one of us lead a girl on for three years on purpose to fuck with her for no reason
Record super quiet “n■■■a” adlibs
Song with the hook “swag like iDubbz”
Stage fight over who gets to use the alias “cream boy”
Stage fight over 1-2db of volume difference
Keep fucking up takes and blame someone else
Sing really badly then make 1m■■ spend an entire work day manually pitch correcting it and making it sound mad good
Sample music from jackbox for a beat
One song is entirely stolen michael jackson “human nature” lyrics
One song entirely stolen kid rock lyrics
Set smoke detector off while recording
One song entirely stolen U2 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday lyrics
DaBaby Type beats

W■■k

Pat iDubbz down and say yeah we just had a cyberattack this morning
W■■k asks Idubbz in private if he can help him with rent $
Keep referring to w■■k as C■■len?

Misc.

Red car ride
finding tapped shit on Craigslist to go investigate/buy (Flipping garbage is one way we make money)
“Im trying to quit working here how do I become a youtuber like you”
Red Car Ride

get Tyr■ne to smoke crack & hang out
Hire a clown, pretend like iDubbz ordered it
Next day spiderman and iron man show up and do flips

buy scratch tickets
hair dyed grey

Sparring

chanting ooga-chaka while we spar
telling him if i get near him he’s dead
have him spar 1m■■ immediately
Be insecure about how good we are
Then make 1m■■ act like he got hurt and really upset, then tell 1m■■ hes being a baby to make idubbz feel even worse
Teach him “downercuts”
Keep insisting there’s nothing hidden in your gloves
Rollerblades
Smoking while sparring
Breakaway glass shit (bottles smashed over head, wwe shit)
I will stand at attention with first aid kit anytime you guys spar, like it gets really dangerous often - J■■
Keep doing wrestling shit but say its boxing
In-car boxing for self defense situations
Tell him he’s gonna need to know this stuff over and over
Music way too loud nobody can focus
Start sparring while out to dinner
Saying you learned this from watching videogame mocap BTS videos
“Women hate this one” extremely powerful roundhouse kick
No matter how hard idubbz hits u tell him to stop so u can reorient yourself
Constantly interrupt the sparring with complaints on some part of your body hurting you “Nah forms terrible today bro i think i slept funny or something”

■■■■ - (■■■) ■■■-■■■■

■■■■ will be playing Sam’s gf. She will be trying to hook up with iDubbz the entire time.
She has no car but has money for Ubers
We can send her to the gas station to get blunt wraps
We can be mean to her but it should probably just be Sam being mean so it’s believable
Pay: $1000
Shitfaced
Keeps asking B■■ if he knows someone with hydrocodone
Her tit falls out and she laughs and says its like a free trial for her onlyfans
hold pads for kicks
She gives B■■ top
Shes hot
Tries to have a 3 or 4 way, keeps saying she loves fucking on coke
Story about joey diaz from the mid 2000s, she ate his ass
She gets beat up sparring constantly / hold pads for kicks (maybe pay her more for getting her ass beat)
S■■ only lets her eat salad with no dressing - literally just leaves
And cheese sticks
Insane mood swings
Keeps talking about zoloft, how she’d snort it at work
Chilis job stories
S■■ has B■■ take her out to a bar crawl, B■■ comes back alone and she shows up 3 hours later getting dropped off by a hispanic dude
Tells s■■ the guy tried to rape her, tells everyone else thats a lie and she sucked him off for a ride back
Shoot ■■■■ with moldy grapes using slingshot
Wears fake (flea market tier) designer thinking its real
Talks about Meek Mill a lot

■■■■■ (■■■) ■■■-■■■■

Pay: $3500 total. $2000 sent
Gonna try to have D■■■■ come out and hold camera
Just let him rip don’t really tell him much about these jokes

■■■■ ■■■ - (■■■) ■■■-■■■■

Pay: $1000
M■■ S■■■■■ will be teaching two or three bullshit martial arts classes
We should put on hellish Joker dubstep super loud while training
Krav Maga -- why isn’t Krav Maga used in MMA?
Talks about how some of his students would've died if they didnt know his techniques
Tries to befriend iDubbz, keeps saying “i owe you a beer”

Office

Put a fake shit on the bathroom floor (J■■)
1m■■ drinking lean, brandishing gun “just in case i have to ‘hot’ someone
having big custom artwork of idubbz strangling a little girl in a wheelchair
Everyone constantly on fake phone calls
Keep offering him cigs
Keep telling idubbz about altcoins he should buy
Keep saying you have tinder girls coming to the office but they never show up
Play Xbox one constantly
Play VR games
Everytime someone leaves their desk ask idubbz to watch their stuff
1m■■ takes apart his computer and cant figure out how to put it back together
When in the office never make eye contact with him
Retarded mr.beast like challenge but the reward it really fucking lame / old ipod or something
Litter the floor w nuts bolts and random nonsense
Everyone refers to sam as their obi-wan
Speaker plays loud noises and 400 hz frequencies.
Bathroom is broken, have jugs full of piss and buckets of shit near the entrance.
Sam plays games on his phone when he’s not working, like peggle, or candy crush

General

Have someone’s character be super abrasive and unfunny “thats what she said” type jokes, punches peoples arms, for some reason no one has the heart to tell them how annoying it is
When iDubbz is in car with Sam, Sam stops and says he has to make a stop and do this mission real quick, goes to fucked area and leaves idubbz in car for 30 minutes
Try to get sick from beer and vomit in the office once a day
At 11:11 everyday we have the ‘11 Minutes of silence’ and if anyone breaks it theres a massive problem
Comes back with mad dust and ash on him
Bluetooth speaker playing faint gunshot sounds so it sounds like we’re in a really dangerous area
Someone tells idubbz they had him confused with linus tech tips
B■■ talks about girl problems to idubbz
Crypto trading all day
Sam’s a hard core atheist could have him scream fuck you at a picture of the bible every morning be unreasonably angry.
While interviewing with idubbbz have sam use one of us as a chair.
Screen with USD live chart just USD
Crypto youtubers thru projector no volume
Super poor trading techniques, constant fudding and buybacks, aping tops, buying into scams, talking about @GEM_DETECTER tweets a lot
Swearing $pika is gonna 1000x
Refer to idubbz as maxmoefoe
Flip the breaker and pretend the power is out, Sam insists we keep working and gets really mad, work on pen and paper
Actually making an insane crypto play and instantly aping it into something else
100x gem this is gonna be big - isnt even a coin its just some shitty defi wallet that promises insane APY because its gonna go under in 3 months
Using crypto like regular money - buying coffee
Asking idubbz to help scratch tickets - say he can keep 5% of the winnings “5% of a million is a lot of money”
Falling for indian scam
Flipping juul pods
Online poker session that wastes half a day
Play decentraland for 4 hours straight
Sam B■■ and J■■ constantly playing Valheim
Buy fake beeple nfts
B■■ is reading 48 laws of power pretty consistently thru the whole thing
Sam carries around plushie - says its from his childhood, super protective of it
Or a blankie
Its slowly revealed sam is an adult baby he eats applesauce and baby food in private
Pacifier
Ask idubbz if he wants to smoke a cig by the dumpster
Have sam have a temper tantrum behind a door while everyone’s working everyone acts like nothings happening
“I need to cool off rn bro, you wanna go kill a cig w me or sumn”
Tell idubbz you started KSTV because of his kickstarter crap series.

Karting

Sam tries to refuse to wear a helmet til they threaten to kick him out then he huffs and puffs and puts one on
Wear helmets before entering the building
One of us gets anxiety attack, cant go over 10mph without freaking out
Try to do insane drifts till they tell us to stop
Axe throwing, tell idubbz hes really good at it and we all pretend to be really bad
One of us stays in the bar the whole time bowling alone

Lockdown Night

Dont let anyone leave because we may have a ‘threat’
Dont explain the threat everyone just act really on edge all day
If he asks say we signed NDAs
1m■■ has his gun out and loads it
J■■ stands at the door with a real molotov cocktail
Mention the ‘panic room’
W■■k stays completely silent all night on guard
We’re on “Code Yellow until i say otherwise” - C■■len

Laser Tag

Somehow “lose” B■■
Bring airsoft gun
Tackling each other
Making a huge fuss saying its broken theres no way you hit me
B■■ talks nonstop about how much laser tag he’s played
Act like you’re actually at war and in danger “watch your flanks”
Bring the nitro RC car in and say it’s a “RC-XD”
Do manuevers like rolls and corner checks yell out “clear”

Escape Room

Bring Fa■y, have him smoke weed and make beats on his laptop the whole time
One of us already looked up how to beat it, keeps trying to ruin it for everybody
When we leave, tell the employees how bad it was, say it was too easy even though we ran out of time
Spill soda everywhere
Have someone show up saying they were late, then we claim we dont know them and get them escorted out
Compare it to browser based point and clicks a bunch “this is just like crimson room”
“I feel like I’m actually tripping right now i think there’s a gas leak.. I feel really weird. The wifi router must be too close”
“Woah did you hear that? What was that noise”
Someone tries to hide and stay in the room when everyone else leaves thinking its funny
At some point breakdown and act like you’re never gonna leave.

 

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QUOTE="Pete556, post: 14526642, member: 510605"]
anime is not gay gollygosh! Your skull is though emo alert!

Fuckin ell, I've been called a lot of things in my time, but never an emo...
[/QUOTE]

Fuck me, thats brutal. It would hit me equally like calling me a goth or a mosher that one.
 

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, i came in here to say RIP Thich Nhat Hanh, may you be free from suffering.

this is the emptiest i've ever felt about the death of someone i've never met. i've read a few of his books and inspirational and other such tired cliches just can't cut it.
We agree for once!!!!!
 

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@chinup

You read "Autobiography of a Yogi" by Paramahansa Yogananda or read "Miracles of Love" by Ram Dass about Neem Karoli Baba?
no i haven't but i will add them to my list!! am pretty new to anything spiritual so any recommendations, particularly from buddhist persepctives as they make most sense to me, are very gratefully received.
 

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particularly from buddhist persepctives as they make most sense to me
Personally I'd say look into Chögyam Trungpa the Buddhist meditation master and holder of both the Kagyu and Nyingma lineages personally.
The stuff that came out of Tibet blows my mind & it's rare I'm impressed these days but this guy was something else.

Also Babaji Bob Kindler has so much stuff out, I found him via BATGP (Buddha at the gas pump podcast) & his interview blew my mind, this guy is still alive & putting stuff out, I was deeply impressed in his views.
 

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Personally I'd say look into Chögyam Trungpa the Buddhist meditation master and holder of both the Kagyu and Nyingma lineages personally.
The stuff that came out of Tibet blows my mind & it's rare I'm impressed these days but this guy was something else.

Also Babaji Bob Kindler has so much stuff out, I found him via BATGP (Buddha at the gas pump podcast) & his interview blew my mind, this guy is still alive & putting stuff out, I was deeply impressed in his views.
thanks!!

i'll check them out when i am not too tired to think
 

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Mmm STOICAY Dooley is as hot and strangely annoying at the same time as she ever has been.

She's doing a thing about stalking on BBC appropriately enough...

Wonder if she's ever tried MDPV
 
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