@CFC Also to be fair, you never fucking told me you went yellow! Are you okay? Or do you just look (probably less), but as bad as I do when you get fucked?
You've told me so much shit since I've known you man; yet again I was telling people about that fucking weird doctor off the TV, and how I'm online bros with this muckle body builder from whatever that island is in the channel which is part of the UK (that's Jersey, I was told, just in case you weren't sure either), the lad gave me a body building plan and everything, and then I told them all the sketchy shit he told me about what said doctor gets up to in London.
Got a good measure of people creasing laughing and utterly disgusted, again, so cheers for that!
Can't believe you didn't tell me you go yellow though. Unforgivable. I can't imagine I'll tell people that bit when I'm gobbing off telling people stories though, you'll be thankful to know.
Hey, maybe you're forgiven after all. x