Fight! Krinkle's Pit v. Man Squad (Secret Gays) 🤫

[Negentropic]

boy does my first beer goes down fast

man I always drink like 8 of them within an hour and then question what I'm doing

 

[ions]

I pace myself with beers, I try anyway.
12oz No more than one every 15 minutes
16oz - 20mins.
These are typically 4.5% beers.

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

ya know what i do....i take a rip or two right after my first beer - slows me right down on the brews

 

[mal3volent]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1524566366942027779

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

night night

see that's what happens

dude didn't wanna fight and he kept coming

he never even saw that coming

dont fuckin spit at people either

totally deserved that

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1524566366942027779

thats some page you're following there, mal

 

[Negentropic]

why don't they make deodorant for the butt/genitalia area?

just a random thought I had while taking a shower, next million dollar startup??

 

[mal3volent]

why don't they make deodorant for the butt/genitalia area?

just a random thought I had while taking a shower, next million dollar startup??

axe body spray?

 

[Negentropic]

axe body spray?

something for the more sophisticated adults out there, ya know?

axe is a little to juvenile

I don't want my butt to smell like Black Sasquatch Anarchy Glacial Fresh Gym bro™ scent

 

[ions]

you'll need a wet wipe. Then apply.

 

[Negentropic]

you'll need a wet wipe. Then apply.

fuck wet wipes man, they aren't disposable in the toilet like they claim

had a massive shit filled flood in our old condo because the upstairs dipshits clogged the entire system with wet wipes

 

[ions]

I'm sorry to hear that.

Well, what if they smelled like flowers? For those days you can't or don't wanna use a bar of soap and a washcloth.

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

the cottonelle wipes are nice

they dont fuck up the toilet


the rest of them are bad news

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

i took a nice shit today

that's another reason why i would never get hooked on opiates

i like to shit


i like the shit i take when i know about to do some coke


it used to be, after my first line, i'd shit

but then all i had to do was know i was about to do some coke and i'd shit before i even did it

 

[Negentropic]

I love pooping. Relaxing. Satisfying. My favorite part of the morning.

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

Easily

Coffee and a shit

and then a shower so im not walking around with swamp ass

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1524568342241103872

that was a pretty good one - they were in the same weight class

 

[Negentropic]

Why do women on women fights they always reflexively grab their hair. Like it's evolutionary instinct.

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1520968481763913728

that guy wasn't even thinking


snoring now

 

[ions]

I have clean bowel movements in the morning. Always within a half hour after I wake up.