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Bluelighter
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Adele

Hey, producer person, can you put some of me talking in at the beginning so it sounds like I was involved with the production of the song?

Even though you were a dickweed
Not gonna drag your name through the mud
That's the old me
I'm not petty
HAHA, I'm just kidding!
Got you chained up
In my basement
Hallucinogens should be kicking in shortly
Soon you'll be
Seeing several of me
I'm chopping you up
It's what happens to schmucks
Who fuck with me

Now I'll
Sends your thumbs to your new lover
What's her address
"Oh, please, God no!"
Is that a road?
Quit screaming or you'll get the hose
Severed toes sent to your mother
Don't want ransom
I'll never move on
Obey my dog!
I bet your mother still likes this song

Put the lotion in the basket
Or I'll chase you with an axe
Here's Johnny!
You know - like that movie
Silence of the Shining
Now I'll do a fun impression
Look, I'm Vishnu!
That was good, clap now!
"Oww!"
Loud!

Did someone call a party clown?
I'm Jigsawdelle
I just flew in from Hell
'Cause we're besties
Don't be afraid, we're both doctors
Take your shot, Sir
Replaced your toes
With Go-Pro's
Now I can monitor where ever you go
I put a key behind your eyeball
Fish it out and
I'll let you go
But hurry, bro
The timer on the clock is running low
Get that head key
Set yourself free
Could get messy
 

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Something just ain't sitting right
I should have just called it a night
Instead of crop-dusting the place
With my funky booty stink
I thought it was fine
I gave it time
To waft the smell away
Then I let one rip that got me real messy

Unshart my fart
Make my drawers clean again
Undo this stench
From my trench
That I tried to keep clenched
All up in my hole
My flatulancy
Is mixed with wet feces
Unshart my fart
My heart, fart

Toilet paper won't suffice
I need a bidet in my life
Pass me some towels
'Cause my bowels
Can't be trusted not to leak
My gassy ass
It vents so fast
From farts to something worse
There's something dark
And skid-marked
In my undies

Unshart my fart
Make my drawers clean again
Undo this stench
From my trench
That I tried to keep clenched
All up in my hole
My flatulancy
Is mixed with wet feces
Unshart my fart
My fart

Swamp assed and squishy as hell
Plus there's a rotten egg smell
Uh oh, I think that it's running down my leg

Unshart my fart
Make my drawers clean again
Undo this stench
From my trench
That I tried to keep clenched
All up in my hole
My flatulancy
Is mixed with wet, kinda chunks, soaked in feces
Unshart my fart
Unshart my fart, oh maybe
Chipotle guts gone crazy
Unshart my fart, what the fuck?
I don't even remember eating corn
Sweetcorn
I'm talkin' 'bout corn
I ate sweetcorn like last week
It's still in my intestines
I'm never eating texmex
I don't even remember eating corn!
 

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Bluelighter
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Gwen Stefani - Cool

It's hard to remember how it felt before
Now I found the love of my life
Passes things get more comfortable
Everything is going right
And after all the obstacles
It's good to see you now with someone else
And it's such a miracle that
You and me are still good friends
After all that we've been through
I know we're cool
I know we're cool

We used to think it was impossible
Now you call me by my new last name
Memories seem like so long ago
Time always kills the pain
Remember Harbor Boulevard
The dreaming days where the mess was made
Look how all the kids have grown, oh
We have changed but we're still the same
After all that we've been through
I know we're cool
I know we're cool
Yeah, I know we're cool

And I'll be happy for you
If you can be happy for me
Circles and triangles
And now we're hanging out with your new girlfriend
So far from where we've been
I know we're cool
I know we're cool
C-cool, uh uh
I know we're cool, uh uh
Yeah, I know we're cool
C-cool, yeah
I know we're cool, yeah
Me and you.
 

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Bluelighter
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Phonography

We're not so different you and me,
'Cause we both share our share of obscenities,
And everybody's got some freaky tendencies,
Hidden or admitted, 'cause we all got needs,
And I make no apologies, (uh uh)
I'm into phonography, (uh uh)
And I like my bluetooth buttons comin' loose,
I need my hands free,
Then I let my mind roam,
Playing with my ring tone.
He got service, I got service,
Baby we can talk all night (go)
Let's talk about biology,
Make believe your next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
Keep it confidential, you and me.
Phonography, phonography,
Dirty talking, call it phonography (hey)
I can final all your commands,
But there will be no talk of adding you to my plans,
I'll keep you connected as long as you understand,
That's how we should keep it mister telephone man.
And I make no apologies, (uh uh)
I'm into phonography, (uh uh)
And I like my bluetooth buttons comin' loose,
I need my hands free,
Then I let my mind roam,
Playing with my ring tone.
He got service, I got service,
Baby we can talk all night (go)
Let's talk about biology,
Make believe your next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
Keep it confidential, you and me.
Phonography, phonography,
Dirty talking, call it phonography (hey)
Baby if you're not alone,
Take me on speakerphone,
What I'm 'bout to say right here,
Is just for your ears to hear,
If you need to hit me back, hit me back,
I got a *69,
(for that, for that)
Let's talk about biology,
Make believe youre next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
Keep it confidential, you and me.
Phonography, phonography,
Dirty talking, call it phonography
 

thegreenhand

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If I'm bein' honest, babe
I've been standin' right here with you
A nigga been down since day one
If they ain't shit, you got a screw loose
If I'm bein' honest, babe (if I'm bein' honest)
I don't really care for things like
Pressure, no extras, no testin' me, please
If I'm not good enough
Scoodadoo-bop-bop, uh, uh
That's just our luck, uh
Tears drippin' down your socks
No more wastin' time now
If you with it, just be with it
'Cause it's fortunate that we go through shit now (ayy)
Everything's gonna be like this, baby
Love don't (hey) have to be so hard
So, tell me, how'd we get this far? (Far)
Love don't have to be so hard
Let down your guard
Let down your guard
Let down your guard

-Arin Ray, Beige
 

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Stacy's Dad

Stacy's dad has got me down bad
Stacy's dad has got me down bad

Stacy can I come over in my car?
(in my car)
We can change the oil
And hang out in the garage
(ménage a garage)
Did your dad get back from the hardware store?
(hardware store)
Is he there, or reading about the Civil War?
(civil war)
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your mom came out your dad could use a guy like me

Stacy's dad has got me down bad
He's all I want and I think he's a real Chad
Stacy can't you see: it's Mr Stacy's Mom for me
I know it might be bad but
I'm in love with Stacy's dad

Stacy's dad has got me down bad
Stacy's dad has got me down bad

Stacy, do you remember grilling on your lawn?
(on your lawn)
Your dad was there with just his apron on
(apron on)
I could tell he liked me from the look he had
(look he had)
And the way he said "You want some mustard on that?"
("Hi Hungry, I'm Dad")
I'm not the little slugger that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, Daddy can't you see?

Stacy's dad has got me down bad
Stacy's dad has got me down bad
Stacy, it's not you
I'm just kind of into dudes
I know it might be bad but
I'm in love with Stacy's dad

Stacy's dad has got me down bad
He's all I want and I think he's a real Chad
Stacy, can't you see?
It's Mr Stacy's Mom for me
I know it might be bad but
I'm in love with Stacy's dad
 

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Thick Thighs

Big thighs, thick thighs
Big thighs, thick thighs
Big thighs, thick thighs
Thick thighs

You gotta tank ASS, four wheel drive
Fat like a manatee, double-wide
Do your lunges, do them squats
So you can keep on eating those tater tots
Chilling like an iceberg, ass titanic
Ride, Sally Ride, almost off the planet
Mmm mmm good, like Campbells canned it
Price check on that ass 'cause I'm 'bout to scan

All rock, no wiggle when the jelly do jam
Make the neighbour break a sweat
Make me hollar Goddamn
Chub rub aint wrong if you're doing it right
Start a fire in your pants, it'll burn all night
Back it up, show it off
Make it wink when you cough
Serve a thigh, serve a breast
See that chicken bucket dress
Tree trunks make you thunk
Make you wanna dip n dunk
It's a meal, not a snack
Let me hear ya hollar back

Thick thighs make a dick rise
Thick thighs make a dick rise
Thick thighs make a dick rise
Thick thighs make a dick rise

On a pole, on a roll
Loose meat and a hole
Dump trucks takin' money like they pay tolls
This piggy here got roast beef aint sharing none
Legs on fleek, loo-looking for fun
I've got a finger sandwich here in my cellulite
Like a meat lovers pizza, now that's delight
Hamstrings got the dick tryna stand up right
Imma need two hands let me drop the mic

All rock, no wiggle when the jelly do jam
Make the neighbour break a sweat
Make me hollar Goddamn
Chub rub aint wrong if you're doing it right
Start a fire in your pants, it'll burn all night
Back it up, show it off
Make it wink when you cough
Serve a thigh, serve a breast
See that chicken bucket dress
Tree trunks make you thunk
Make you wanna dip n dunk
It's a meal, not a snack
Let me hear ya hollar back

Thick thighs make a dick rise
Thick thighs make a dick rise
Thick thighs make a dick rise
Thick thighs make a dick rise

Cute face, thick thighs, gonna make a dick rise
Cute face, thick thighs, gonna make a dick rise
Cute face, thick thighs, gonna make a dick rise
Cute face, thick thighs, gonna make a dick rise

Back it up, show it off
Make it wink when you cough
Serve a thigh, serve a breast
See that chicken bucket dress
Tree trunks make you thunk
Make you wanna dip n dunk
It's a meal, not a snack
Let me hear ya hollar back

Thick thighs make a dick rise
Thick thighs make a dick rise
Thick thighs make a dick rise
Thick thighs make a dick rise
Feel the burn!
And squeeze and tone and squeeze and tone
 

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Bluelighter
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L - he doesn't care for lesbians
G - he thinks two men should just be friends
B - To his dumb knowledge
Is just a phase in college
T - He finds confusing
So the army's now refusing
Trans women who only want to serve
Trans men who want rights, we all deserve
POTUS thinks it's unsavory
Patriots who know real bravery
Trump's got hate for me and you

Transgender troops are not a huge expense
That ban only saved the budget .04%
How is there disruption?
Worse than Trump's corruption?
Why's it such a crisis?
Thousands willing to fight ISIS
Trump wants to seem likely a manly man
Overcompensating for his tiny......hands
Trans vets might be nervous
But we thank you for your service
We've got love for all of you
 
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Come here I wanna tell you
Something good, something nice
Before we wreck again
Can't bear to see your sweet face
Drop like a tear
'Cause I need you here
You know you're my only friend

Our love is beautiful
Our love is beautiful
Beautiful

Can you see any old magic
In the world they're building?
Gas stations and cars
And fading stars
Who else here think that's strange?
Well you and I with a few friends
Will turn it around
Our paradise found
You know the winds got to change

Our love is beautiful
Our love is beautiful
Beautiful

We lived our lives
Like we were dying
Now we won't ever let it go

Our love is beautiful
Our love is beautiful
Beautiful

In every no one town
Don't take yourself down
Don't take yourself down
Just 'cause you know they would
In every no one town
Don't take yourself down
(our love is beautiful)
Don't take yourself down
Just 'cause you know they would
In every no one town
Don't take yourself down
(our love is beautiful)
Don't take yourself down
Just 'cause you know they would
In every no one town
Don't take yourself down
(beautiful)
Don't take yourself down
Just 'cause you know they would

Our love is beautiful
Beautiful
 

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Benny, Little Game

Play us like pawns and relentlessly confine,
Into living up to gender roles and having absent minds
Don't you think it's funny how they tell us how to live?
Don't you think it's funny how we're all delinquent kids?
Like, hush now, don't say, don't say

Hush, boy, oh, hush, boy, don't say a word
Throw on a jersey and no one gets hurt
Hush, girl, oh, hush, girl, just bat your eyes
Play our little game, play our little game

Bounded all thoughts and corrected common sense
You're raising suicidals with your predetermined titles
Like "a mess", "distressed", "I am unimpressed", "you're excess",
"a dress is all you'll ever be".
Gender roles impose control and deceive progressive times
Welcome to the land of the broken minds

Hush, boy, oh, hush, boy, don't say a word
Throw on a jersey and no one gets hurt
Hush, girl, oh, hush, girl, just bat your eyes
Play our little game, play our little game
Hush, boy, oh, hush, boy, don't say a word
Throw on a jersey and no one gets hurt
Hush, girl, oh, hush, girl, just bat your eyes
Play our little game, play our little game

We feign opulence just to get by
Put on false confidence just to feel alive
They can't hurt me anymore
There's nothing left to break of me
There's nothing left to take from me

'Cause, baby, it's easy to fake a smile
When you've been doing it for a while
Baby, it's easy to fake a smile
When you've been doing it for a while

Hush, boy, oh, hush, boy, don't say a word
Throw on a jersey and no one gets hurt
Hush, girl, oh, hush, girl, just bat your eyes
Play our little game, play our little game
Hush, boy, oh, hush, boy, don't say a word
Throw on a jersey and no one gets hurt
Hush, girl, oh, hush, girl, just bat your eyes
Play our little game, play our little game

Hush, boy, oh, hush, boy

Hush, girl, oh, hush, girl

Play our little game
Play our little game
Play our little game
Play our little game
Play our little game,
Won't you play with me?
 

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Come little children, I'll take thee away
Into a land of enchantment
Come little children, the time's come to play
Here in my garden of shadows

Follow sweet children, I'll show thee the way
Through all the pain and the sorrow
Weep not poor children, for life is this way
Murdering beauty and passion

Hush now dear children, it must be this way
Too weary of life and deception
Rest now my children, for soon we'll away
Into the calm and the quiet

Come little children, I'll take thee away
Into a land of enchantment
Come little children, the time's come to play
Here in my garden of shadows
 

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I awoke today and found the frost perched on the town
It hovered in a frozen sky, then it gobbled summer down
When the sun turns traitor cold
And all trees are shivering in a naked row
I get the urge for going but I never seem to go
I get the urge for going
When the meadow grass is turning brown
Summertime is falling down and winter is closing in
I had me a man in summertime
He had summer-colored skin
And not another girl in town
My darling's heart could win
But when the leaves fell on the ground
And bully winds came around pushed them face down in the snow
He got the urge for going and I had to let him go
He got the urge for going
When the meadow grass was turning brown
And summertime was falling down and winter was closing in
Now the warriors of winter they gave a cold triumphant shout
And all that stays is dying and all that lives is getting out
See the geese in chevron flight flapping and racing on before the snow
They've got the urge for going and they've got the wings so they can go
They get the urge for going
When the meadow grass is turning brown
Summertime is falling down and winter is closing in
I'll ply the fire with kindling and pull the blankets to my chin
I'll lock the vagrant winter out and I'll bolt my wandering in
I'd like to call back summertime and have her stay for just another month or so
But she's got the urge for going so I guess she'll have to go
She get the urge for going when the meadow grass is turning brown
And all her empires are falling down
And winter's closing in
And I get the urge for going when the meadow grass is turning brown
And summertime is falling down
 
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