Right when I saw this picture this song came on and it fits so I thought I'd share.
I'm having major female problems today.
I've been single for years and hadn't fucked for like three years so female drama is the last thing I expected.
Well my new neighbor came over the other day (the day she moved in) because she had no power and no furniture. Her uncle is the guy that used to stay on my couch who has since passed from cancer if you all remember me mentioning that. Her favorite uncle.
I offered her my couch and she proceeded to get drunk. Then She wanted to fool around and i was high on these "x" pills so I agreed and we did.
Terrible idea. She seems to have really caught feelings for me or something. She has run my lady friend off twice now.
This is terrible. My lady friend is like my best friend right now and when I left her house a few minutes ago she was saying that she's not even going to visit me anymore because this chick lives in my building and she is afraid she will get beat up.
I keep telling her that once I get her out of my apartment she won't be back.
I'm pretty distressed rn. I wish I hadn't fucked my new neighbor, but she was being all sexy and willing. I was week because it had been so long.
I really don't want to lose my lady friend.
This other chick is crazy. Today she threatened to shoot me with an ar-15 and said she would cut my arteries for no reason. She's not a small woman and she's on home incarceration. She definitely seems to have a convict mentality.
I don't know what I'm gonna do. Just when I was thinking my lady friend was the best thing to happen to me in a long time., too.....
I'm praying my lady friend will change her mind about being so scared of my new neighbor once she is in her own apartment. This is the pits currently.
Tl;Dr-I fucked a crazy black chick who is a convict and acts really ghetto and she scared away my lady friend (who is really my best friend right now). Super bummed out.