☮ Social ☮ PD Social Tripping Thread: aLL aBoArD tHe MoThErShiP 👽🛸

[simstim]

i don't mean to laugh but

I fucked a bear trap.

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

never bang your neighbor

 

[simstim]

never bang your neighbor

I wish someone told me this last week.

My lady friend is so afraid of this other chick that she almost didn't allow me to come over thinking she might follow me.

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

lady friend is a white girl?


and the black chick is still staying at your place?

 

[JackARoe]

never bang your neighbor

The term is never shit where you eat.

 

[simstim]

lady friend is a white girl?


and the black chick is still staying at your place?

Lady friend refers to herself as beige (she's light skinned) . She calls the other chick chocolate. Lady friend is also pretty petite while the chocolate chick isn't.

The chocolate chick is currently drunk on my couch listening to music.

I don't like dealing with confrontation like this very much at all. Big, crazy, drunk, jealous chicks are not something I'm used to dealing with.

See I thought the one on the couch had decided to go home. My lady friend has been here all day and even over night this week.

Well the one on the couch didn't go home. She went home to take a bath and the home incarceration officers came by to check on her and they took her back to jail because her electricity was shut off

She showed back up yesterday...

This sucks. I really hope my lady friend changes her mind about never coming over again because this chick lives in the building. .

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

so you're just waiting for her electricity to be turned on and then she goes?

what's the hold up on the electric?

 

[simstim]

so you're just waiting for her electricity to be turned on and then she goes?

what's the hold up on the electric?

The electric is on now. She doesn't have a chair, or a bed, or a couch so she is on my couch.

 

[simstim]

I wouldn't have offered her the couch if I had not been good friends with her uncle before he passed.

Be that as it may I didn't know she was crazy. I also didn't think she would act like she felt some kind of way about me. I promise I didn't do a very good of a job with her when we fooled around. She just has a lot of issues.

She's mentioned being suicidal as well as threatened me.

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

FUCK

is she gonna get a bed?

you're gonna have to help her acquire these things to get rid of her


dude - ive been down this road but in different circumstances - i had to pay for a girl's stay at an extended stay hotel to get her outta my house - luckily it was only 2 weeks - it was like 400 a week too

i also banged my step-sister

 

[JackARoe]

That’s crazy. In my younger days I have had some crazy things happen. For the last 20 years though things have been nice and tame.

But listen, things don’t happen in a vacuum. We are attracting all our own drama by the choices we make. The guy that gets beat up in a bar fight all the time is not a random incident. He’s doing something to make that happen. God knows I’ve had my fair share of incidents.

Face forward Simstim, just watch the choices going forward. That’s all you can do. Straighten it out and get your vibe right. I admit I’m not sure how you get the girl out of your apartment.

 

[Xorkoth]

i also banged my step-sister

I think I saw you on Pornhub

 

[simstim]

FUCK

is she gonna get a bed?

you're gonna have to help her acquire these things to get rid of her


dude - ive been down this road but in different circumstances - i had to pay for a girl's stay at an extended stay hotel to get her outta my house - luckily it was only 2 weeks - it was like 400 a week too

i also banged my step-sister

I dunno.

I overheard her say her weight on the phone and she outweighs me. Lol.

Apparently she's trying to fight an assault 2 charge and that's why she is on home incarceration.

She's also been really mean to my cat. She told me she thinks the cat keeps running across her feet so that she won't ever get married. It's bad luck apparently for the cat to cross your path..... So she actually pulled the cats tail.

 

[Xorkoth]

Dude... you gotta figure out how to get rid of this chick, asap. She sounds legitimately dangerous.

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

I think I saw you on Pornhub

it wasn't that cool...i instantly regretted it - and then it was weird afterward....

and then a couple years later, my mother divorces her dad and i didn't see her for a while, and im at this gas station where a friend of mine works - we had only met like maybe 6 months before - and we're talking and he's like hey i banged this chick and he says her name and im like 'oh no" .....i shit you not, like 5 minutes later, she pulls up to the gas station, drunk as a skunk - and she's like "heeey"

and then i ran into her a few other times out drinking, and every time id see her, she'd do the same thing "heeeeey" and i'd bolt out of there

 

[cosmic charlie]

 

[simstim]

Dude... you gotta figure out how to get rid of this chick, asap. She sounds legitimately dangerous.

She went upstairs....
I locked the door, lol.

Maybe she won't come back.

Nah she left her cigarettes. Bummer.

I really didn't think before doing the deed. I should have foreseen that this would cause problems with my lady friend.

I wouldn't even mind having an aggressive crazy chick on my couch if it weren't for my lady friend. That's the real bummer.

 

[simstim]

Wow, apparently she has no idea how I feel about her being here.

The chick that's been on my couch just asked me if I would eat her pussy. I just shook my head no.

That's how I got into this mess to begin with.

I miss my lady friend. I really hope she will get over this in time.

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

oh man....i don't think ive ever had a girl just say straight up to me to eat her pussy


make sure you tell her that the other night was just a one-night thing - get that point across....you're gonna kinda need to get her to dislike you - that's the goal

and work on getting her a mattress - whether that's an air mattress, a sleeping bag - some sort of bedding - that's really all she needs now to get out - even a used a couch - somebody's always looking to get rid of a couch


but don't worry about it - i'd make the same mistakes over and over - it happens - that's how ya learn - just work on getting out of the mess you're in now

 

[ions]

this turned into a bad trip.
Seinfeld tried menage-a-trois to get out of a bad situation. But it's not really what you got yourself into here.
Just tell the black chick you don't like shrimping. Find her a suitable partner to pine after. Like one of your male friends.
Lady friend might be a better fit cock wise.