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Sex and the COVID-19 LOCKDOWN STORIES

Captain.Heroin

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Ah fuck it this is SLR I can say a bit more. She made herself cum while I called her dirty names. Was fun.
That's pretty fuckin' hot.

I had sex for four hours and I can't say more mostly because I won't be believed it's that good. It was on/off. Very hot. I came for sure. Very hard. Held onto the peak of the orgasm a while and then was groaning pretty loud for a while.

Now my head is swimming in endorphins and I have to get baked and go grocery shopping with BLASPHEMY SHARIA LAWS mandating I wear a facemask. I wonder if a used jockstrap works 😂 I'm imagining people are going to be too covid-19-paranoid to say anything about it if I actually went through with that. LOL.
 

Captain.Heroin

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I was correct in thinking sex might undermine quarantine efforts.

 

Flower Fairy

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Not had sex since the night before I broke up with my ex, in January and I'm relived as he was blurk and gave me the ick ewwww barf

And why risk catching coronavirus by shagging lol then again if I could cum it might be a bit different lol I might of gone on a dating app but nope don't miss it as antidepressants make you loose sex drive too
 

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I haven’t had sex in months so night before last when I totally overamped myself by accident I decided to go cool down in a house of ill-repute. Paid for 3 hours, figuring it would take me at least that long to come back to earth. Beautiful girl started giving me a massage but I felt the need to pee - and discovered I had that stim urinary sphincter lock in full force. Spent most of the next 3 hours obsessively trying to shake something out so I could get a hard on. No luck. The girl was cool and tried to help but gave up and happily played on her phone. We had a good laugh about it all at the end when I snapped out of the obsessive focus. Fortunately, I enjoy being high as much as I enjoy sex and am still so high I haven’t added up the bill yet.
 

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Oh no @Atelier3 bless you, I'm sorry I giggled but you do say some funny stuff I like your attitude mate, did you shag her in the end?
Thanks. No shag. Just some nice body-body touchy feely time. I very rarely shag working girls as i just like non-judgemental naked company and maybe oral when I’m totally twacked. These girls all smoke meth so they totally accept me however I arrive.
 

Captain.Heroin

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Not had sex since the night before I broke up with my ex, in January and I'm relived as he was blurk and gave me the ick ewwww barf

And why risk catching coronavirus by shagging lol then again if I could cum it might be a bit different lol I might of gone on a dating app but nope don't miss it as antidepressants make you loose sex drive too
HONESTLY feel good about that, because giving it away to someone where the sex is hot but you don't like them anymore is like... well, I know that feeling all too well.

SOUL... crushed.
 

GetMeOutOfThisCRAP

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My boyfriend lived with me for 3 weeks and it was amazing. I'm not really tempted by sex or caring of it that much for some reason even though I'm a guy--so it's okay that I can be abstinent until I see him again. (we had sex a couple of times though)

I have.... other fixes
 

Captain.Heroin

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I haven’t had sex in months so night before last when I totally overamped myself by accident I decided to go cool down in a house of ill-repute. Paid for 3 hours, figuring it would take me at least that long to come back to earth. Beautiful girl started giving me a massage but I felt the need to pee - and discovered I had that stim urinary sphincter lock in full force. Spent most of the next 3 hours obsessively trying to shake something out so I could get a hard on. No luck. The girl was cool and tried to help but gave up and happily played on her phone. We had a good laugh about it all at the end when I snapped out of the obsessive focus. Fortunately, I enjoy being high as much as I enjoy sex and am still so high I haven’t added up the bill yet.
Like you can't cum if you need to pee? If that's what you meant I totally get that. Full bladder and oh god -> can't cum. And boner -> can't pee. So it is like especially fucked.
 

Captain.Heroin

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My boyfriend lived with me for 3 weeks and it was amazing. I'm not really tempted by sex or caring of it that much for some reason even though I'm a guy--so it's okay that I can be abstinent until I see him again. (we had sex a couple of times though)

I have.... other fixes
yeah I wish I did. Nothing feels as good as sex including hard drugs! Something "changed"
 

Jabberwocky

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Like you can't cum if you need to pee? If that's what you meant I totally get that. Full bladder and oh god -> can't cum. And boner -> can't pee. So it is like especially fucked.
Kind of. More just busting to pee but nothing will come out no matter how hard you push - can last for hours if you are over-stimmed . Really irritating and frustrating. Especially when the meter is ticking and a beautiful girl keen to pleasure you.
 

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Lol you probably have super high testosterone or something. Blessing and a curse
yeah probably

sometimes my partner's desire is a bit higher because after 2-3x he still wants more - other times i can fuck for an hour straight and he has literally said "ok... you win!" because i have him at a point where it's so good he's struggling to breathe
 

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Kind of. More just busting to pee but nothing will come out no matter how hard you push - can last for hours if you are over-stimmed . Really irritating and frustrating. Especially when the meter is ticking and a beautiful girl keen to pleasure you.
OH yes

stims = no-gasm

happens, is a thing, I know

sorry I haven't had GOOD drugs in like.... what feels like forever and my will to live is shutting down LOL
 

GetMeOutOfThisCRAP

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Oh stims. When you've realized you've wasted 13 hours fapping or what not because you don't want to or just can't cum.

There can't be a better life path.
 
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