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mal3volent

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Post real life advice as well as any pointers you might have learned along the way....

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1. If you're high you can't get arrested. It is against the law.
#know your rights
 
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Xorkoth

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3. Once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

4. Unless you're in a shitty punk band, don't sign up to play shows at shitty punk band venues

5. Getting high solves all of life's problems and has no negative side effects, ever, at all
 

mtu mwendawazimu

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7. Wipe from front to back, and toggle (tickle? jangle?) your pubococcygeal muscles while wiping. Almost as if you're fingering yourself as you toggle, but not too deep. This way, especially in the summer, you won't have any skid marks. This is probably most important for females. With their skanky, skanky underwearz.
 

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8. Always offer people whose online handles start with X a sampling of your drugs, and/or $50

But... That'll bankrupt me...

This is the internet, piles of people have names that start with superfluous x's. :(

13. If someone tells you something that makes no sense, it's probably because it's a dirty lie.
 
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