Wisdom Share some advice or pointers for the youngins out there.

[mal3volent]

Post real life advice as well as any pointers you might have learned along the way....

1. If you're high you can't get arrested. It is against the law.
#know your rights

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Coffee doesn’t have a V in it.

There is no D in hamburger. Thankfully.

 

[mal3volent]

2. Punkers don't mix with non punkers.

Save yourself the heartache and just look for a nice EDM boy/girl.

 

[Xorkoth]

3. Once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

4. Unless you're in a shitty punk band, don't sign up to play shows at shitty punk band venues

5. Getting high solves all of life's problems and has no negative side effects, ever, at all

 

[mal3volent]

6. Keep your gear clean

 

[mtu mwendawazimu]

7. Wipe from front to back, and toggle (tickle? jangle?) your pubococcygeal muscles while wiping. Almost as if you're fingering yourself as you toggle, but not too deep. This way, especially in the summer, you won't have any skid marks. This is probably most important for females. With their skanky, skanky underwearz.

 

[Xorkoth]

8. Always offer people whose online handles start with X a sampling of your drugs, and/or $50

 

[w01fg4ng]

 

[mtu mwendawazimu]

Lol.. forgot about this..

9. Wash it with acetone. Let it dry for a day.

I'm not as creative as i used to be

 

[✿Dai₷y✿]

Lol.. forgot about this..

9. Wash it with acetone. Let it dry for a day.

I'm not as creative as i used to be

Vaginas?

 

[tracedwards313]

Fuck every girl you can when your young, keep your pull out game strong though.

Also, no matter how many campaigns Mtv runs, or whatever gay shit yall watch these days, remember that you vote doesn't matter, at all.

 

[Xorkoth]

10. If you find that your pantry is lacking in food, vaginas can substitute for a meal

 

[Wilson Wilson]

11. If the police try to arrest you for cannabis simply tell them "he who smelt it dealt it." Under the law they must now arrest themselves. You're welcome.

 

[schizopath]

12. Dont take older junkies advices too seriously and think twice. I didnt and it gave me schizophrenia.

 

[JessFR]

8. Always offer people whose online handles start with X a sampling of your drugs, and/or $50

But... That'll bankrupt me...

This is the internet, piles of people have names that start with superfluous x's.

13. If someone tells you something that makes no sense, it's probably because it's a dirty lie.

 

[Xorkoth]

14. If you encounter baby pigs, make sure to sit down and let them swarm you and snuggle in your lap. The result will be greater levels of endogenous oxytocin. Dat oxy straight to the dome, bro

 

[MsDiz]

14. If you encounter baby pigs, make sure to sit down and let them swarm you and snuggle in your lap. The result will be greater levels of endogenous oxytocin. Dat oxy straight to the dome, bro

You trying to create another zoonotic virus!? Keep away from the piggies for now.

 

[LadyAlkaline]

15. Stay away from the piggies for now.

 

[Xorkoth]

16. When one's mother is a hamster, one's father also tends to smell of elderberries

 

[mal3volent]

17. When you plant shit-seeds you get shit-weeds.