Social Tell a Joke

[hylite]

Husband and wife decided they didn't want to have children.

They told them that evening during dinner.

 

[December Flower]

Tell them something is wrong with their spelling/grammar?

I wanted to say something but stopped myself from being so German

 

[hylite]

depends on the coupons

 

[December Flower]

well, it really would depend on the value of the coupons

 

[hylite]

I don't know who needs to hear this but:

This.

 

[hylite]

A wise man once said,
"Be careful who you let on
your ship, because some
people will sink the whole
ship because they
can't be the captain."

 

[ions]

If ur gonna take a dump on my chest at least have the decency to hand me a wet wipe.

 

[Mysterier]

I hate playing Solitaire alone.

 

[jasperkent]

I hate math tests because all
through the chapter it's like
really easy and you think
you've 'got it' ... THEN on test
day it's like...

If I throw an obtuse
triangle out of a car that
is going 35mph in a
school zone and the wind
is 10mph out of the east,
how many pesos in
change will I get if I buy
seven snickers bars with a
two-dollar bill and 10
Russian rubles on
double coupon day ?

That depends. What is the temperature? (degrees Kelvin)

 

[hylite]

Where do skunks prey ?

In pews.

 

[hylite]

This guy's fuckin dog ran off one night. He walked around the parking lot calling his name for 20 mins & still couldn't find the dog. His wife said to him that he should have looked harder. So he shaved his head and got a tattoo. He still can't find the fuckin dog.

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

 

[hylite]

tell a joke

 

[jasperkent]

Not a joke per se, but I've always liked this expression for a person who is physically attractive but very stupid:

"Nice cage. No bird."

Krinkle responded with I don't care.
If you don't care, then don't say anything.

{snipped}

 

[Robi]

I think it will be ok to dose shrooms.with?? Gonna give it a whirl after I googlette

 

[jasperkent]

Take A Joke.

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

 

[Robi]

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Because just when it gets interesting, their finished till next time!

 

[Robi]

Why shouldn't women be able to drive? Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

 

[jasperkent]

Why do women have tits?
So men will pay attention to them.

Why are women stupid?
So they will pay attention to men.