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unadulterated jackassery - got any jokes?

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HEY GUYS!!!

I THOUGHT I WOULD POST SOME FUNNY JOKES I GOTZ!!

SO FELLOW BL'ERS LEME HEAR UR FUNNY JOK3S!!!




Two owls were playing pool. One owl said " Two Hits". The other owl said "Two hits to who?"


Two Barn Owls sitting on a perch and one says to the other: "Can you smell fish?"


What do confused owls say? To-whit to-why?




What is the most common Owl in the UK?....a 'TeatOwl'... tea towel ? ;-)


What's a Barn Owl's favourite Party food?...Mush'Shrew'm 'Vole'avaunts and Micecream...


"Knock knock"

"who's there?"

"Owls"

"Owls who?"

"That's right! Owls hoo!"




"What do you call an owl with a sore throat?"

"A bird that doesn't give a hoot!"




"What do you call an owl with a low voice?"

"A growl!"




"Knock, knock"

"Who's there?"

"Owl"

"Owl who?"

"Owl be seeing you!"




"What type of books do owls like to read?"

"Hoot-dunnits!"




"What does an owl with attitude have?"

"A scowl!"


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Two owls were playing pool. One owl said " Two Hits". The other owl said "Two hits to who?"


Two Barn Owls sitting on a perch and one says to the other: "Can you smell fish?"


What do confused owls say? To-whit to-why?




What is the most common Owl in the UK?....a 'TeatOwl'... tea towel ? ;-)


What's a Barn Owl's favourite Party food?...Mush'Shrew'm 'Vole'avaunts and Micecream...


"Knock knock"

"who's there?"

"Owls"

"Owls who?"

"That's right! Owls hoo!"




"What do you call an owl with a sore throat?"

"A bird that doesn't give a hoot!"




"What do you call an owl with a low voice?"

"A growl!"




"Knock, knock"

"Who's there?"

"Owl"

"Owl who?"

"Owl be seeing you!"




"What type of books do owls like to read?"

"Hoot-dunnits!"




"What does an owl with attitude have?"

"A scowl!"

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