unadulterated jackassery - got any jokes?

[LiLCv2]

HEY GUYS!!!

I THOUGHT I WOULD POST SOME FUNNY JOKES I GOTZ!!

SO FELLOW BL'ERS LEME HEAR UR FUNNY JOK3S!!!




Two owls were playing pool. One owl said " Two Hits". The other owl said "Two hits to who?"


Two Barn Owls sitting on a perch and one says to the other: "Can you smell fish?"


What do confused owls say? To-whit to-why?




What is the most common Owl in the UK?....a 'TeatOwl'... tea towel ? ;-)


What's a Barn Owl's favourite Party food?...Mush'Shrew'm 'Vole'avaunts and Micecream...


"Knock knock"

"who's there?"

"Owls"

"Owls who?"

"That's right! Owls hoo!"




"What do you call an owl with a sore throat?"

"A bird that doesn't give a hoot!"




"What do you call an owl with a low voice?"

"A growl!"




"Knock, knock"

"Who's there?"

"Owl"

"Owl who?"

"Owl be seeing you!"




"What type of books do owls like to read?"

"Hoot-dunnits!"




"What does an owl with attitude have?"

"A scowl!"

 

[DexterMeth]

I have mod powers. Look at my butthole.
/thread

 

[Opiate 420]

Two owls were playing pool. One owl said " Two Hits". The other owl said "Two hits to who?"


Two Barn Owls sitting on a perch and one says to the other: "Can you smell fish?"


What do confused owls say? To-whit to-why?




What is the most common Owl in the UK?....a 'TeatOwl'... tea towel ? ;-)


What's a Barn Owl's favourite Party food?...Mush'Shrew'm 'Vole'avaunts and Micecream...


"Knock knock"

"who's there?"

"Owls"

"Owls who?"

"That's right! Owls hoo!"




"What do you call an owl with a sore throat?"

"A bird that doesn't give a hoot!"




"What do you call an owl with a low voice?"

"A growl!"




"Knock, knock"

"Who's there?"

"Owl"

"Owl who?"

"Owl be seeing you!"




"What type of books do owls like to read?"

"Hoot-dunnits!"




"What does an owl with attitude have?"

"A scowl!"

 

[LiLCv2]

What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You're not owld enough.

 

[Opiate 420]

 

[LiLCv2]

 

[Owl Eyed]

knock knock

 

[LiLCv2]

Who's there?!!!!

 

[DexterMeth]

b& ..that's hoot

lmfao

 

[LiLCv2]

HOLY BALLS!!

the suspense is KILLING ME!!!

WHO?? WHOO???

 

[Owl Eyed]

9/11

 

[DexterMeth]

Horton hears The Hoot.
It's a sick rockband brah.
Got to lvl 99 on my Xbox.

 

[Droppersneck]

Owl eyed is sexy so she gets a pass on the avante garde humor that sickens me

 

[LiLCv2]

Owl eyed is sexy

This changes everything.

 

[DexterMeth]

^Lol. A double agent.
What does that avante gardy thingamuhjiggy means?

 

[Opiate 420]

 

[DexterMeth]

lmfao

 

[xstayfadedx]

lmfao

This

 

[nekointheclouds]

I bet owl feels so flattered getting all this attention.

Whens the wedding?

 

[captainballs]

We have come full circle with memes. Owls are back like it's 2003.