I prefer the feats of strength myself. It's the only time I'm allowed to whoop my dad's assI have my aluminum set up, just waiting for the "Airing of Grievances" !
A Festivus for the rest of us ...
Lick the Balls of Oompa Loompa....Deck the halls with boughs of holly...........
EwwwwwwwLick the Balls of Oompa Loompa....