Fuckin bastard fuckin pigs, fuckin bastard cunty arse bollocking wankers

[F.U.B.A.R.]

This is my front door after the fuckin filth decided to bust in at 9am Wednesday morning.




They left with a spliffs worth of weed.


A little excessive don't you think?

 

[mal3volent]

What the fuck? I didn't think your cops were like that.

 

[assclass]

steel doors ftw

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

What the fuck? I didn't think your cops were like that.

Yes they are.

 

[VerbalTruist]

I did not know that British cops were so... Gung ho. Do they also come in armed?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

My lad was a fuckin star. While the pigs were busy cutting through the door, he was busy flushing stash down the toilet...

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I did not know that British cops were so... Gung ho. Do they also come in armed?

Not at first, but then they found my air rifle which I use in my job as a pest controller. So they then had to call in the armed response to check out my 'weapon'.

They arrived all tooled up, took one look at it and said "yeh, fine", then fucked off.

Massive waste of everyone's time.

 

[mal3volent]

Not at first, but then they found my air rifle which I use in my job as a pest controller. So they then had to call in the armed response to check out my 'weapon'.

They arrived all tooled up, took one look at it and said "yeh, fine", then fucked off.

Massive waste of everyone's time.

fookin hell mate.

 

[Jabberwocky]

fucking hell mate. are they paying for your door?

i guess they have to find something to do so they can look busy while ignoring crimes perpetrated against women and minorities.

they have pairs of the cunts near the christmas markets in manc with massive guns. not like the discrete pistols (i think, i know nothing about guns) that german police carry, which still freaks me out.

according to this, i think they are submachine guns:

List of police firearms in the United Kingdom - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

same as what i saw them carrying doing raids down platt lane

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

fucking hell mate. are they paying for your door?

Are they fuck. Its down to our landlord to replace it. God knows how long that will take.


Apparently they got the warrant through 'intelligence'. But it's an oxymoron when the word intelligence comes out of a fuckin coppers gob.

They even said to me that their Intel didn't match their findings.

I feel an official complaint coming on...

 

[jasperkent]

Goddamn pigs!

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Looks like I chose the wrong week to give up drinking...

 

[Nurse Ratched]

Think someone ratted you or your son out? Seems the only way they could get probable cause and then the warrant is if one of your " friends" ran their mouth. That really sucks.

Why did they bust through? Did you refuse to open it quick enough?

That's so fucked up.

 

[VerbalTruist]

Looks like I chose the wrong week to give up drinking...

Never to early to start...

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

This is my door now that the landlord has 'fixed' it.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Think someone ratted you or your son out? Seems the only way they could get probable cause and then the warrant is if one of your " friends" ran their mouth. That really sucks.

Why did they bust through? Did you refuse to open it quick enough?

That's so fucked up.

Oh, we were definitely ratted out. I know exactly whodunnit, but I thought the police had to have sufficient evidence in order to apply for a warrant. I know for a fact they haven't got sufficient evidence because we're doing nothing except smoking a bit of weed.

I know for a fact that British police don't bust doors down for a bit of Percy.

So what the fuck were they expecting?

 

[Nurse Ratched]

Oh, we were definitely ratted out. I know exactly whodunnit, but I thought the police had to have sufficient evidence in order to apply for a warrant. I know for a fact they haven't got sufficient evidence because we're doing nothing except smoking a bit of weed.

I know for a fact that British police don't bust doors down for a bit of Percy.

So what the fuck were they expecting?

Whoever ratted you out lied to them and told them that they could find something else there. The warrant should have said explicitly what they were looking for. Did they leave you a copy of the warrant? They should have.

Guess you didn't open the door fast enough when they knocked, huh?

 

[VerbalTruist]

Whoever ratted you out lied to them and told them that they could find something else there. The warrant should have said explicitly what they were looking for. Did they leave you a copy of the warrant? They should have.

Guess you didn't open the door fast enough when they knocked, huh?

I'm guessing no knock warrants exist in the UK.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Whoever ratted you out lied to them and told them that they could find something else there. The warrant should have said explicitly what they were looking for. Did they leave you a copy of the warrant? They should have.

Guess you didn't open the door fast enough when they knocked, huh?

Yes, the warrant simply said 'drugs'.

We've got a copy.

Me and the wife were at work. My son, daughter and daughter's BF were fast asleep.

Daughter's BF took the brunt of it because he was the only one with weed. He got an on the spot caution.

 

[mal3volent]

He got an on the spot caution.

Because he's a minor or does everyone get one of those?