jasperkent
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Malapropisms, mispronunciations, jumbled words...you know, like the Freudian Slip: When you say one thing, but you mean your mother.
Got any real-life examples of how you or someone you know misspoke with amusing results? Share them here.
I'll get us started (these are all true).....
During a busy lunch rush, a cook was annoyed with the expeditor's impatience and said "You can just put your dick in my mouth!"
In the 50s, my great aunt (a rather prim, proper, and prudish lady) bumped into a man on an elevator. Trying to say Excuse me or Pardon me, what came out was "Oh pursue me!"
A girlfriend's mother, whose car battery had died, asked me "Can you jack off my car?"
A couple friends and I were smoking a joint by blowing shotguns (this was popular in the 70s) and my girlfriend walked in the room. She exclaimed "Give me a blowjob!"
Got any real-life examples of how you or someone you know misspoke with amusing results? Share them here.
I'll get us started (these are all true).....
During a busy lunch rush, a cook was annoyed with the expeditor's impatience and said "You can just put your dick in my mouth!"
In the 50s, my great aunt (a rather prim, proper, and prudish lady) bumped into a man on an elevator. Trying to say Excuse me or Pardon me, what came out was "Oh pursue me!"
A girlfriend's mother, whose car battery had died, asked me "Can you jack off my car?"
A couple friends and I were smoking a joint by blowing shotguns (this was popular in the 70s) and my girlfriend walked in the room. She exclaimed "Give me a blowjob!"