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Question of the Week Strangest/Riskiest place you've masterbated

omg where do I start. In every bathroom at my school many many times. In the middle row of a 3 row car with 2 in the front and 2 behind me. At a temple during a Bar Mitsvah. During a suspension at school I had to take a midterm by myself under the watch of a single aid so I went to the bathroom and rubbed one out right during the test. Damn that time could have added to my grade, but it was a great jerkoff. umm... in hotel rooms with my bro and sis sleeping in the same room, with porn on. In the bathroom of some resteraunt in Denmark while my family was eating at the table. Damn, I could seriously go on for pages. hmm, lemme think of a few more good ones.... outside of a friend's house when I was drunk outside waiting to get picked up, I noticed his au-pair practicing dancing through a window so I stood outside and rubbed one out. Outside on my porch while smoking a cigarette, jizzed on the wall of the house lol. fuck, ive got so many more but thats all for now. good looks
 
I used to wank off a few times a night when I was pushing records at the uni radio station... It was late at night, and the only people that came up there were other DJs to use the other recording booths.

But I was all alone in the hot seat, and when I told my listeners I was "taking ten", they knew what it meant. :p
~dB
 
Watching tv in the living room with my mom,brother and aunt when I was a kid, just put my hand there and did my thing. My aunt asked if I was "hungary", lol///
 
PhorIndicator said:
Hehe..... I think this thread was MADE for me. 7th grade, through my pants, while climbing up that long spiral staircase INSIDE the Statue of Liberty while i looked at a hot girl a few steps up from me.

I dare somebody to beat that. No pun intended ;)

Also, other places.... bathroom at work, almost every single class i attended during my sophomore year in high school.... not 8 times a day, but almost once or twice daily in one or more of my eight classes. School bathroom, work bathroom, gas statioon bathroom, almost any public restroom there is.

In the pool at a beach resort. In the ocean at the same resort.

Haha,,,, I forgot about this one. Once, when I went to the doctor's office, I was especially horny. The nurse who took me to my room and told me to undress was hot and I could already feel myself getting hard. Well, I was like, fuck! I don't want to be examined and do the "turn to your left and cough" exam while i have a fucking boner" ! Luckily, it took a long ass time for the doctor to get to the room. Maybe 20 minutes into the waiting, I just gave up, whacked it, and cleaned up as best I could witgh the sink and towels they had there. But it was definitely not my best job of cleaning up.

Ummm... let's see....while driving my car. Airplane bathroom. Haha, in my tent at boy scout camp. In the showers (they were stalled but all right next to each other) in summer camp one year. If I think of any others, I'll repost ;)


Haha, look, I know you all might think I am crazy, and at the time, I guess I obviously was. This was all years ago, and when I was a sophomore in HS i was diagnosed as a "sex addict" and started having to see 2 psychologists. One for my OCD and depression, and another for my sex/orgasm addiction. Since then though, although I still masturbate on almost a daily basis, unless I am using opiates regularly, I haven't done anything outside the confines of my own room or bathroom. Well, okay, ONCE at the bathroom at work. But that's once in 8 years.
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Just wanted to "bump" myself (no pun intended :) ). Did ya'll read my thread? I mean, I guess I forgot to mention it because it said most dangerous/riskiest places, but since I was 14 I'd say I've averaged 5 times a day since then, with a 2 month gap and a 4 month gap wherre i was on so much medication i couldnt get hard.

Can anyone "beat" this? Sorry I can't help it. And NO I'm not proud of it. Fuckers.
 
with my mum stood at the bottom of the bed and me under the covers. So glad i can be quiet when times call for it ;)
 
On the roof of a 46 story sky scraper in Sydney. Best. Wanking. View. Ever.

:)

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I have jacked off outside of my house, once in class under ta table and i almost nutted, it was badass. I have also jacked off in the shower at the pool. Jacking off rules!
 
the funniest one I ever heard was about a Judge in the USA who got caught using a penis pump while he was in a courtroom =D
 
At my desk (the front/main desk) when i was a receptionist as a really large real estate company in NYC.
 
when i was younger i used to bate in the backyard when i was on the phone with ppl... and try not to get caught out. i dont think anyone ever saw me, and if they did they never let me know. then there's a loooooong list of club toilets, dancefloors, and a few times on a near-empty bus en route to uni... in the middle of a country road at night, hmm i dont think any others are springing to mind.

none of these experiences have been anywhere close as good as what goes on behind closed doors though.... except if i'm at the beach ;)
 
In a bunk bed with my friend on the bottom bunk, while his parents had screaming sex upstairs.
 
best one i do and still do it is when high on speed let the neighbour watch me wank off naked on my bed penis really hard me really horny,she is bound to be trurned on or she wouldnt continue to watch,as i workout my body is in good shape and my penis is not small so i ll show her what she in missing or could have,she must get well impressed as i keep jerking off harder and harder and dont cum,then she take her top off and walks away into another room,teasing me fuk sake women stay there show me more masterbate yourself he he,what a turn on hope she dosent call the cops lol x
 
anyone else get really turned on knowing someone near by is watching you jerk off naked,and that thye could be getting really turned on,just makes me want to wank harder and be more dirty he he!
 
If I was you dude I would go knock on her door and ask her whats up. I doubt she would turn down a good lickin' and would most likely get horny and jump on top.

-weez
 
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